# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 193
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3849 "2022-07-12T03:33:26Z")
One thing that makes my balls itch Is this torturous surgery stitch There were all sorts of cuts ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3850 "2022-07-12T04:15:55Z")
One thing that makes my balls itch Is this torturous surgery stitch There were all sorts of cuts Crisscrossing my nuts ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3851 "2022-07-12T04:23:40Z")
One thing that makes my balls itch Is this torturous surgery stitch There were all sorts of cuts Crisscrossing my nuts My doc? My ex! That evil bitch! My evil ex came and knocked on my door ---
**Author:** ![Sine\_Nomine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sine_nomine/32/513_2.png) [@Sine\_Nomine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sine_Nomine)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3852 "2022-07-12T04:34:33Z")
My evil ex came and knocked on my door And, boy, did she ever look sore ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3853 "2022-07-12T05:00:19Z")
My evil ex came and knocked on my door And, boy, did she ever look sore. She’d reread the decree ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3854 "2022-07-12T20:24:37Z")
My evil ex came and knocked on my door And, boy, did she ever look sore. She’d reread the decree That will now allow me ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3855 "2022-07-12T23:32:13Z")
My evil ex came and knocked on my door And, boy, did she ever look sore. She’d reread the decree That will now allow me To keep dating Zsa Zsa Gabor But Eva is equally sexy ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3856 "2022-07-12T23:43:03Z")
But Eva is equally sexy Her knockers induced apoplexy ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3857 "2022-07-13T01:04:45Z")
But Eva is equally sexy Her knockers induced apoplexy Her hotscakes were tough ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3858 "2022-07-13T05:22:25Z")
But Eva is equally sexy Her knockers induced apoplexy Her hotscakes were tough But her butt was enough ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3859 "2022-07-14T12:55:32Z")
But Eva is equally sexy Her knockers induced apoplexy Her hotscakes were tough But her butt was enough To excite a blind priest named Alexei A young lass discovered her clit ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3860 "2022-07-14T14:01:45Z")
A young lass discovered her clit And started finding new places to sit ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3861 "2022-07-15T02:19:28Z")
A young lass discovered her clit And started finding new places to sit She straddled a chimp ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3862 "2022-07-15T21:46:54Z")
A young lass discovered her clit And started finding new places to sit She straddled a chimp Which gave her a limp ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2022, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3863 "2022-07-16T02:37:23Z")
A young lass discovered her clit And started finding new places to sit She straddled a chimp Which gave her a limp And a fetish she 's unable to quit. He rolled down the street on his skates ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2022, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3864 "2022-07-16T03:10:19Z")
He rolled down the street on his skates To go and get pissed with his mates ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2022, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3865 "2022-07-16T05:01:05Z")
He rolled down the street on his skates To go and get pissed with his mates He arrived at the pub ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2022, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3866 "2022-07-17T13:07:05Z")
He rolled down the street on his skates To go and get pissed with his mates He arrived at the pub Which was an old navy sub ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3867 "2022-07-20T00:45:35Z")
He rolled down the street on his skates To go and get pissed with his mates He arrived at the pub Which was an old navy sub Where both the ‘scope and the stripper gyrates. A nervous young lady from Wales ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3868 "2022-07-20T01:51:01Z")
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