# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 194
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3869 "2022-07-20T09:32:52Z")
A nervous young lady from Wales Was constantly chewing her nails She worried her knickers ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3870 "2022-07-21T03:11:49Z")
A nervous young lady from Wales Was constantly chewing her nails She worried her knickers With brown oily slickers ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3871 "2022-07-22T02:22:35Z")
A nervous young lady from Wales Was constantly chewing her nails She worried her knickers With brown oily slickers And was a big hit on YouTube Fails Andy stood still on the cliff ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3872 "2022-07-22T04:39:08Z")
Andy stood still on the cliff After smoking a seven inch spliff ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3873 "2022-07-22T12:06:18Z")
Andy stood still on the cliff After smoking a seven inch spliff He said “I’m up high” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3874 "2022-07-22T15:42:14Z")
Andy stood still on the cliff After smoking a seven inch spliff He said “I’m up high "But now I should try ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3875 "2022-08-02T06:41:19Z")
Andy stood still on the cliff After smoking a seven inch spliff He said “I’m up high “But now I should try To move my legs. They’ve become stiff.” A flood victim living in Kentucky ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3876 "2022-08-02T10:47:43Z")
A flood victim living in Kentucky Said he thought climate change was horse-puckey ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3877 "2022-08-02T13:44:52Z")
A flood victim living in Kentucky Said he thought climate change was horse-puckey The one thing he believed ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3878 "2022-08-02T17:47:29Z")
A flood victim living in Kentucky Said he thought climate change was horse-puckey The one thing he believed When God became peeved ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3879 "2022-08-02T18:41:03Z")
A flood victim living in Kentucky Said he thought climate change was horse-puckey The one thing he believed When God became peeved Then life would become all sucky We went to a basketball game ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3880 "2022-08-02T19:01:04Z")
We went to a basketball game. Now we’re filing an insurance claim ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3881 "2022-08-03T05:10:48Z")
We went to a basketball game. Now we’re filing an insurance claim The ref blew his whistle ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3882 "2022-08-03T20:23:47Z")
We went to a basketball game. Now we’re filing an insurance claim The ref blew his whistle But that sonic epistle ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2022, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3883 "2022-08-04T05:21:53Z")
We went to a basketball game. Now we’re filing an insurance claim The ref blew his whistle But that sonic epistle And the claim was the lamest of lame. He took a long walk with his walking stick ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2022, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3884 "2022-08-05T07:09:24Z")
He took a long walk with his walking stick (Actually a cane if we’re being specific) ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2022, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3885 "2022-08-06T03:10:00Z")
He took a long walk with his walking stick (Actually a cane if we’re being specific) ((Covered by the code for Unsteady Gait)) ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2022, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3886 "2022-08-08T01:21:37Z")
He took a long walk with his walking stick (Actually a cane if we’re being specific) ((Covered by the code for Unsteady Gait)) Section 4: Distribution of weight ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2022, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3887 "2022-08-08T06:10:10Z")
He took a long walk with his walking stick (Actually a cane if we’re being specific) ((Covered by the code for Unsteady Gait)) Section 4: Distribution of weight Results: the android couldn’t move too quick. I plucked some flowers, just the ones I felt in my mind ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2022, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3888 "2022-08-11T02:59:49Z")
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