# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 195
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2022, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3889 "2022-08-11T14:41:44Z")
I plucked some flowers, just the ones I felt in my mind Would get her to shake her behind But wouldn’t you know it ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3890 "2022-08-19T00:27:07Z")
I plucked some flowers, just the ones I felt in my mind Would get her to shake her behind But wouldn’t you know it Girls who are willing to show it ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3891 "2022-08-19T15:14:48Z")
I plucked some flowers, just the ones I felt in my mind Would get her to shake her behind But wouldn’t you know it Girls who are willing to show it Prefer something extracted from a mine There was a young lad from Dakota ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3892 "2022-08-19T15:19:56Z")
There was a young lad from Dakota Who didn’t care one iota ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3893 "2022-08-19T15:37:45Z")
There was a young lad from Dakota Who didn’t care one iota "I don’t give a fig ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3894 "2022-08-19T16:59:10Z")
There was a young lad from Dakota Who didn’t care one iota “I don’t give a fig,” said the ignorant pig ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3895 "2022-08-19T17:13:26Z")
There was a young lad from Dakota Who didn’t care one iota “I don’t give a fig,” said the ignorant pig “If you want sense then talk to my dota.” An earnest political aide ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3896 "2022-08-19T18:18:24Z")
An earnest political aide Was depressed cause he couldn’t get laid ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3897 "2022-08-19T18:38:05Z")
An earnest political aide Was depressed cause he couldn’t get laid He’d flirt with the press ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2022, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3898 "2022-08-20T04:21:47Z")
An earnest political aide Was depressed cause he couldn’t get laid He’d flirt with the press Lift a random dress ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2022, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3899 "2022-08-22T15:02:37Z")
An earnest political aide Was depressed cause he couldn’t get laid He’d flirt with the press Lift a random dress All his lovers were the kind that got paid Bob recently got some bad news ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2022, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3900 "2022-08-22T15:07:47Z")
Bob recently got some bad news About all the various zoos ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2022, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3901 "2022-08-22T20:59:44Z")
Bob recently got some bad news About all the various zoos That have him on their list ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2022, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3902 "2022-08-23T17:18:47Z")
Bob recently got some bad news About all the various zoos That have him on their list (And some are really pissed) ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3903 "2022-08-23T20:41:41Z")
Bob recently got some bad news About all the various zoos That have him on their list (And some are really pissed) When he pick-pocketed all the kangaroos. I’m about to reveal a surprise ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2022, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3904 "2022-08-24T01:35:52Z")
I’m about to reveal a surprise Make sure to close your eyes ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2022, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3905 "2022-08-24T01:37:25Z")
I’m about to reveal a surprise Make sure to close your eyes Now poke out your tongue ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2022, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3906 "2022-08-24T14:05:27Z")
I’m about to reveal a surprise Make sure to close your eyes Now poke out your tongue As you touch your bung ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2022, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3907 "2022-08-24T14:16:53Z")
I’m about to reveal a surprise Make sure to close your eyes Now poke out your tongue As you touch your bung And note that it stuffed full of fries. I got some McDonald’s fries ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2022, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3908 "2022-08-24T18:44:30Z")
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