# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 196
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3909 "2022-08-25T03:24:47Z")
I got some McDonald’s fries I was hoping to editorialize They were soggy and cold ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3910 "2022-08-25T03:42:06Z")
I got some McDonald’s fries I was hoping to editorialize They were soggy and cold At least two days old ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3911 "2022-08-27T02:40:05Z")
I got some McDonald’s fries I was hoping to editorialize They were soggy and cold At least two days old And I feel tightness in my thighs. Went to a dentist about my tooth ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3912 "2022-08-27T14:13:19Z")
Went to a dentist about my tooth And he acted so uncouth ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3913 "2022-08-27T20:21:43Z")
Went to a dentist about my tooth And he acted so uncouth But the shots and the gas ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3914 "2022-08-28T22:50:52Z")
Went to a dentist about my tooth And he acted so uncouth But the shots and the gas Plus two ounces of grass ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3915 "2022-10-31T20:03:46Z")
Went to a dentist about my tooth And he acted so uncouth But the shots and the gas Plus two ounces of grass Worked liked a martini without the vermouth A witch tried to speed up her broom ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3916 "2022-10-31T20:32:20Z")
A witch tried to speed up her broom To create a sonic type boom ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3917 "2022-10-31T20:40:40Z")
A witch tried to speed up her broom To create a sonic type boom The vibrations as she approached Mach One ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3918 "2022-10-31T20:42:19Z")
A witch tried to speed up her broom To create a sonic type boom The vibrations as she approached Mach One Shook her like Weird Al’s accordion ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3919 "2022-11-01T02:59:18Z")
A witch tried to speed up her broom To create a sonic type boom The vibrations as she approached Mach One Shook her like Weird Al’s accordion From the tips of her toes to her womb. A flirty young girl from Long Beach ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3920 "2022-11-01T03:12:18Z")
A flirty young girl from Long Beach Wooed a fellow with her lovely speech ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3921 "2022-11-01T09:50:32Z")
A flirty young girl from Long Beach Wooed a fellow with her lovely speech Her rhyme and her meter ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3922 "2022-11-01T12:30:20Z")
A flirty young girl from Long Beach Wooed a fellow with her lovely speech Her rhyme and her meter Could not have been sweeter ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3923 "2022-11-01T17:11:18Z")
A flirty young girl from Long Beach Wooed a fellow with her lovely speech Her rhyme and her meter Could not have been sweeter, But alas, her voice was a screech. Long live Britain’s King Charles the Third _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3924 "2022-11-01T22:57:47Z")
Long live Britain’s King Charles the Third (Though he’s one quarter French, so I’ve heard) ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3925 "2022-11-02T04:30:09Z")
Long live Britain’s King Charles the Third (Though he’s one quarter French, so I’ve heard) But the king’s a boomer ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3926 "2022-11-03T03:57:42Z")
Long live Britain’s King Charles the Third (Though he’s one quarter French, so I’ve heard) But the king’s a boomer With a droll sense of humour ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3927 "2022-11-03T12:40:38Z")
Long live Britain’s King Charles the Third (Though he’s one quarter French, so I’ve heard) But the king’s a boomer With a droll sense of humour So you shouldn’t be calling him a turd Nothing’s so grand as being rich ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2022, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3928 "2022-11-08T04:30:57Z")
Nothing’s so grand as being rich Unless you have a relentless itch [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=195) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=197)