# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 197
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3929 "2022-11-16T00:08:46Z")
Nothing’s so grand as being rich Unless you have a relentless itch To live on a yacht ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3930 "2022-11-16T01:18:06Z")
Nothing’s so grand as being rich Unless you have a relentless itch To live on a yacht That someone else bought ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3931 "2022-11-16T01:26:02Z")
Nothing’s so grand as being rich Unless you have a relentless itch To live on a yacht That someone else bought While streaming your lifestyle on Twitch I love to go out in the rain ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3932 "2022-11-16T01:46:54Z")
I love to go out in the rain And sign a pluvial refrain ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3933 "2022-11-16T03:48:34Z")
I love to go out in the rain And sign a pluvial refrain Through puddles I scamper ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3934 "2022-11-16T04:00:16Z")
I love to go out in the rain And sign a pluvial refrain Through puddles I scamper Throw my clothes in the hamper ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3935 "2022-11-16T08:38:59Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > I love to go out in the rain > And sign a pluvial refrain Just curious … did you mean ‘sign’ or ‘sing’? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3936 "2022-11-16T16:26:41Z")
Sorry. I meant sing. Sign works, though, so I’ll leave it up to the interpretation of the contributors of the rest of the lines. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3937 "2022-11-17T03:22:02Z")
I love to go out in the rain And sign a pluvial refrain Through puddles I scamper Throw my clothes in the hamper And prepare to cross the bounding main Pass ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3938 "2022-11-17T03:53:11Z")
There once was a hobbit, called Giles ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3939 "2022-11-17T19:08:26Z")
There once was a hobbit, called Giles Who wrestled with black crocodiles ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3940 "2022-11-17T20:34:14Z")
There once was a hobbit, called Giles Who wrestled with black crocodiles He feared no man ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3941 "2022-11-17T20:55:26Z")
There once was a hobbit, called Giles Who wrestled with black crocodiles He feared no man For he always had a plan ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3942 "2022-11-17T21:01:06Z")
There once was a hobbit, called Giles Who wrestled with black crocodiles He feared no man For he always had a plan That always caused pain to Harry Styles A random singer/actor declaimed ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3943 "2022-11-18T02:48:35Z")
A random singer/actor declaimed \*My hemorrhoids are sorely inflamed!" ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3944 "2022-11-18T04:41:07Z")
A random singer/actor declaimed \*My hemorrhoids are sorely inflamed!" He sits down so lightly ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3945 "2022-11-18T09:58:51Z")
A random singer/actor declaimed \*My hemorrhoids are sorely inflamed!" He sits down so lightly On his “donut” nightly ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3946 "2022-11-18T19:36:05Z")
A random singer/actor declaimed \*My hemorrhoids are sorely inflamed!" He sits down so lightly On his “donut” nightly And when he farts, the dog is blamed Next: When speaking of the holy days, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3947 "2022-11-19T21:44:34Z")
When speaking of the holy days One should never espouse sinful ways ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2022, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3948 "2022-11-23T22:00:14Z")
When speaking of the holy days One should never espouse sinful ways Like ‘Palm’ Sunday wanking [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=196) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=198)