# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 198
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3949 "2022-11-24T02:10:13Z")
When speaking of the holy days One should never espouse sinful ways Like ‘Palm’ Sunday wanking Or the monkey you’re spanking ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3950 "2022-11-24T11:53:59Z")
When speaking of the holy days One should never espouse sinful ways Like ‘Palm’ Sunday wanking Or the monkey you’re spanking The sin of Onan causes many Christian strays. The Thanksgiving holiday is my favorite ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3951 "2022-11-24T17:35:55Z")
The Thanksgiving holiday is my favorite And the best way there is to savor it ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3952 "2022-11-24T20:32:45Z")
The Thanksgiving holiday is my favorite And the best way there is to savor it, Is with turkey and stuffin’ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3953 "2022-11-24T21:33:36Z")
The Thanksgiving holiday is my favorite And the best way there is to savor it, Is with turkey and stuffin’ And a warm, buttered muffin ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3954 "2022-11-25T03:29:29Z")
The Thanksgiving holiday is my favorite And the best way there is to savor it, Is with turkey and stuffin’ And a warm, buttered muffin But with grandma’s, you’d better flavor it. I wore elastic sweatpants all day long. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3955 "2022-11-25T04:22:32Z")
I wore elastic sweatpants all day long Which doesn’t work well with a thong ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3956 "2022-11-25T05:32:10Z")
I wore elastic sweatpants all day long Which doesn’t work well with a thong That’s three sizes too small ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3957 "2022-11-25T05:53:25Z")
I wore elastic sweatpants all day long Which doesn’t work well with a thong That’s three sizes too small. It’s enough to appall ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3958 "2022-11-25T13:02:35Z")
I wore elastic sweatpants all day long Which doesn’t work well with a thong That’s three sizes too small. It’s enough to appall I know it felt good but it’s wrong. Jesus, I ate too damn much turkey ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3959 "2022-11-25T15:40:19Z")
Jesus, I ate too damn much turkey I meant to save more to make jerky ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3960 "2022-11-25T16:03:54Z")
Jesus, I ate too damn much turkey I meant to save more to make jerky But with gravy and 'taters ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3961 "2022-11-25T17:21:51Z")
Jesus, I ate too damn much turkey I meant to save more to make jerky But with gravy and 'taters To sink a few freighters ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3962 "2022-11-26T11:50:14Z")
Jesus, I ate too damn much turkey I meant to save more to make jerky But with gravy and 'taters To sink a few freighters My memory of it all is quite murky Pass, I started that one. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3963 "2022-11-26T16:38:12Z")
Thanksgiving is done – next comes Christmas _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3964 "2022-11-26T22:44:02Z")
Thanksgiving is done – next comes Christmas Dear lord, help get me through this mess ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3965 "2022-11-27T02:48:37Z")
Thanksgiving is done – next comes Christmas Dear lord, help get me through this mess Though a hot buttered rum ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3966 "2022-11-27T09:00:18Z")
Thanksgiving is done – next comes Christmas. Dear lord, help get me through this mess. Though a hot buttered rum Should settle my tum ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3967 "2022-11-27T10:27:29Z")
Thanksgiving is done – next comes Christmas. Dear lord, help get me through this mess. Though a hot buttered rum Should settle my tum But, would I do it again? Hell yes! I think that I need a new wife ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3968 "2022-11-27T18:56:59Z")
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