# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 199
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3969 "2022-11-27T19:41:32Z")
I think that I need a new wife One that won’t try running my life But one that instead ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3970 "2022-11-27T19:51:56Z")
I think that I need a new wife, One that won’t try running my life. But one that instead Doesn’t hog the whole bed, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3971 "2022-11-27T21:13:45Z")
I think that I need a new wife, One that won’t try running my life. But one that instead Doesn’t hog the whole bed, Or come after me with a knife. I fear I have the Monday blues ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3972 "2022-11-27T21:15:59Z")
I fear I have the Monday blues On my alarm, I wish to hit snooze ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2022, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3973 "2022-11-27T22:38:58Z")
I fear I have the Monday blues On my alarm, I wish to hit snooze And just stay in bed ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3974 "2022-11-28T00:53:50Z")
I fear I have the Monday blues On my alarm, I wish to hit snooze And just stay in bed Blanket over my head ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3975 "2022-11-28T01:26:03Z")
I fear I have the Monday blues On my alarm, I wish to hit snooze And just stay in bed Blanket over my head Pickling my noggin with booze I’ve gotten a unique tattoo ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3976 "2022-11-28T01:39:07Z")
I’ve gotten a unique tattoo Of the Battle of Waterloo ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3977 "2022-11-28T15:12:08Z")
I’ve gotten a unique tattoo Of the Battle of Waterloo It’s a horse ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3978 "2022-11-28T16:31:52Z")
I’ve gotten a unique tattoo Of the Battle of Waterloo It’s a horse Dead, of course ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3979 "2022-11-28T18:09:58Z")
I’ve gotten a unique tattoo Of the Battle of Waterloo. It’s a horse, Dead of course, From a very skewed point of view. I think I’ll demand a new stop sign ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3980 "2022-11-28T19:49:26Z")
I think I’ll demand a new stop sign This old one is poorly aligned ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3981 "2022-11-28T23:31:29Z")
I think I’ll demand a new stop sign This old one is poorly aligned It plays with my vision ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3982 "2022-11-28T23:51:28Z")
I think I’ll demand a new stop sign This old one is poorly aligned It plays with my vision Causing indecision ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3983 "2022-11-29T00:58:21Z")
I think I’ll demand a new stop sign This old one is poorly aligned It plays with my vision Causing indecision, a crash, broken limbs, and a fine. A world-weary student at Yale ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3984 "2022-11-29T01:43:14Z")
A world-weary student at Yale Went riding the Oregon Trail ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3985 "2022-11-29T01:47:30Z")
A world-weary student at Yale Went riding the Oregon Trail He caught dysentary ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3986 "2022-11-29T02:02:10Z")
A world-weary student at Yale Went riding the Oregon Trail He caught dysentary From bad dietary ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3987 "2022-11-29T02:54:48Z")
A world-weary student at Yale Went riding the Oregon Trail He caught dysentary From bad dietary He’s no longer hearty nor hale Everyone’s fleeing from Twitter ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3988 "2022-11-29T10:16:18Z")
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