# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/22 "2015-02-10T01:41:43Z")
A man on his way to Alaska Was waylaid by a girl from Nebraska Her prodigious nipples ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/23 "2015-02-10T01:41:49Z")
[Ninja’ed…] ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/24 "2015-02-10T01:51:14Z")
A man on his way to Alaska Was waylaid by a girl from Nebraska Her prodigious nipples Like Grand Teton ripples # I know I’m breaking the one-line-per-player rule. But I’m about to change this preclusion (to make the game a little more user-friendly) as soon as I work out how to make the amendment. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/25 "2015-02-10T02:37:41Z")
A man on his way to Alaska Was waylaid by a girl from Nebraska Her prodigious nipples Like Grand Teton ripples What state he’s in now please don’t aska. * * * A girl known as Cindy McGee ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/26 "2015-02-10T02:39:24Z")
A girl known as Cindy McGee Was endlessly needing to pee; ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/27 "2015-02-10T02:44:17Z")
A girl known as Cindy McGee Was endlessly needing to pee, But crossing her legs ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/28 "2015-02-10T03:00:20Z")
A girl known as Cindy McGee Was endlessly needing to pee, But crossing her legs While eating boiled eggs ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/29 "2015-02-10T03:05:45Z")
A girl known as Cindy McGee Was endlessly needing to pee, But crossing her legs While eating boiled eggs At least made her pee gluten-free. **The trouble with an under-wire bra** ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/30 "2015-02-10T05:15:53Z")
The trouble with an under-wire bra Considered by most a great flaw ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/31 "2015-02-10T05:28:56Z")
The trouble with an under-wire bra Considered by most a great flaw Is that often they rust ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/32 "2015-02-10T14:30:05Z")
The trouble with an under-wire bra Considered by most a great flaw Is that often they rust At a time when they must ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/33 "2015-02-10T17:42:59Z")
The trouble with an under-wire bra Considered by most a great flaw Is that often they rust At a time when they must Keep the girls worthy of awe. There once was a pirate named Peter ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/34 "2015-02-10T17:49:14Z")
There once was a pirate named Peter Who came to be known as a cheater ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/35 "2015-02-10T17:49:46Z")
There once was a pirate named Peter Considered a finicky eater ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/36 "2015-02-10T18:26:42Z")
There once was a pirate named Peter Who came to be known as a cheater All the women would fear ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/37 "2015-02-10T18:57:12Z")
There once was a pirate named Peter Who came to be known as a cheater All the women would fear When he got to the rear ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/38 "2015-02-10T19:21:20Z")
There once was a pirate named Peter Who came to be known as a cheater All the women would fear When he got to the rear 'Cause he scored more than Derek Jeter. A time traveling panda named Ching ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/39 "2015-02-10T19:46:22Z")
A time traveling panda named Ching Went back to see the Ming King ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/40 "2015-02-10T20:19:32Z")
A time traveling panda named Ching Went back to see the Ming King But to his surprise, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/41 "2015-02-10T20:32:17Z")
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