# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/382 "2015-03-02T03:06:22Z")
The cute girl’s ample breasts were divine So I asked her “Hey what is your sign?” “It says, ‘Ban the Bomb’” Which I carry with aplomb edit - ninja’d ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/383 "2015-03-02T05:28:43Z")
The cute girl’s ample breasts were divine So I asked her “Hey what is your sign?” “It says, ‘Ban the Bomb’” Which I carry with aplomb But the plomb is too messy most the time." When Evel Knievel started his bike, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/384 "2015-03-02T19:29:58Z")
When Evel Knievel started his bike, He wanted to jump over the dyke ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/385 "2015-03-02T19:49:22Z")
When Evel Knievel started his bike, He wanted to jump over the dyke But the throttle got stuck, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/386 "2015-03-02T19:53:17Z")
nm. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/387 "2015-03-02T19:59:08Z")
When Evel Knievel started his bike, He wanted to jump over the dyke But the throttle got stuck, Above the dyke’s truck ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/388 "2015-03-02T21:26:52Z")
When Evel Knievel started his bike, He wanted to jump over the dyke But the throttle got stuck, Above the dyke’s truck And the dyke got stuck on a pike There once was a man from Jersey ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/389 "2015-03-02T21:47:39Z")
There once was a man from Jersey Who thought beggars couldn’t be chersey. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/390 "2015-03-02T22:08:31Z")
There once was a man from Jersey Who thought beggars couldn’t be chersey. If they cut off the mold, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/391 "2015-03-02T23:42:16Z")
There once was a man from Jersey Who thought beggars couldn’t be chersey. If they cut off the mold, And the stench is controlled, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/392 "2015-03-03T01:11:42Z")
There once was a man from Jersey Who thought beggars couldn’t be chersey. If they cut off the mold, And the stench is controlled, The old cheese tastes just like a Hershey. “Come into my boudoir”, she cried ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/393 "2015-03-03T01:17:06Z")
“Come into my boudoir”, she cried “My previous suitor has died.” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/394 "2015-03-03T01:24:10Z")
“Come into my boudoir”, she cried “My previous suitor has died.” "I made some martinis, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/395 "2015-03-03T01:38:02Z")
Come into my boudoir", she cried "My previous suitor has died. I made some martinis, And removed my bikinis ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/396 "2015-03-03T02:27:00Z")
Come into my boudoir", she cried "My previous suitor has died. I made some martinis, And removed my bikinis And I’m feeling fit to be tied. **A bumbling tailor named Eddie** ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/397 "2015-03-03T03:43:46Z")
A bumbling tailor named Eddie Had hands that were way too unsteady, ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/398 "2015-03-03T04:15:46Z")
A bumbling tailor named Eddie Had hands that were way too unsteady, At an inseam one day ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/399 "2015-03-03T07:06:16Z")
A bumbling tailor named Eddie Had hands that were way too unsteady, At an inseam one day The stitches went astray ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/400 "2015-03-03T13:13:07Z")
This one was great, a round of kudos to you all. > [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Come into my boudoir", she cried > "My previous suitor has died. > I made some martinis, > And removed my bikinis > And I’m feeling fit to be tied. > > * * * A bumbling tailor named Eddie Had hands that were way too unsteady, At an inseam one day The stitches went astray And now his customer is deady A townsperson once turned into a newt ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/401 "2015-03-03T13:38:29Z")
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