# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 200
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3989 "2022-11-29T15:22:37Z")
Everyone’s fleeing from Twitter They say it’s going down the shitter Elon’s big gamble ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3990 "2022-11-29T16:07:29Z")
Everyone’s fleeing from Twitter They say it’s going down the shitter Elon’s big gamble Makes advertisers amble ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3991 "2022-11-29T18:47:08Z")
Everyone’s fleeing from Twitter They say it’s going down the shitter Elon’s big gamble Makes advertisers amble. The man needs a new babysitter. The customer’s not always right ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3992 "2022-11-30T01:47:53Z")
The customer’s not always right Some think so because they are white ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3993 "2022-11-30T02:03:07Z")
The customer’s not always right Some think so because they are white A Karen will holler ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3994 "2022-11-30T02:22:33Z")
The customer’s not always right Some think so because they are white A Karen will holler And cops will collar ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3995 "2022-11-30T06:28:21Z")
The customer’s not always right Some think so because they are white A Karen will holler And cops will collar Shoulda seen those managers fight. Oh, the dog wagged his tale too hard ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3996 "2022-11-30T06:39:45Z")
Oh, the dog wagged his tale too hard He fell in a heap in the yard ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3997 "2022-11-30T06:44:43Z")
Oh, the dog wagged his tale too hard He fell in a heap in the yard He’s lying there still ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3998 "2022-11-30T11:54:28Z")
Oh, the dog wagged his tale too hard He fell in a heap in the yard He’s lying there still His chances are nil ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3999 "2022-11-30T17:03:14Z")
Oh, the dog wagged his tale too hard He fell in a heap in the yard He’s lying there still His chances are nil Of joining his friends playing cards I tried to watch an entire soccer game ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4000 "2022-11-30T21:03:36Z")
I tried to watch an entire soccer game No goals scored in an hour - such a shame ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4001 "2022-12-01T00:17:41Z")
I tried to watch an entire soccer game No goals scored in an hour - such a shame! Even with stoppage time _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4002 "2022-12-01T00:37:37Z")
I tried to watch an entire soccer game No goals scored in an hour - such a shame! Even with stoppage time For no reason or rhyme ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4003 "2022-12-01T07:10:47Z")
I tried to watch an entire soccer game No goals scored in an hour - such a shame! Even with stoppage time For no reason or rhyme The ending is always the same. There once was a lad named Elon ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4004 "2022-12-01T15:20:39Z")
There once was a lad named Elon Who was caught messing around with Freon ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4005 "2022-12-01T15:24:18Z")
There once was a lad named Elon Who was caught messing around with Freon He thought he’d be cooler ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4006 "2022-12-01T17:16:09Z")
There once was a lad named Elon Who was caught messing around with Freon He thought he’d be cooler If he was the ruler ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4007 "2022-12-01T21:16:32Z")
There once was a lad named Elon Who was caught messing around with Freon He thought he’d be cooler If he was the ruler Of a country his subjects would kneel on I once knew a girl with a trick ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4008 "2022-12-01T21:19:42Z")
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