# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 201
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2022, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4009 "2022-12-02T06:46:02Z")
I once knew a girl with a trick That involved fourteen sharks and a stick. The sharks would all leap ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2022, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4010 "2022-12-02T09:58:56Z")
I once knew a girl with a trick That involved fourteen sharks and a stick. The sharks would all leap For the sticks from the deep ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2022, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4011 "2022-12-02T10:13:32Z")
I once knew a girl with a trick That involved fourteen sharks and a stick. The sharks would all leap For the sticks from the deep The entire production was slick. Secret Service rentals burned in Nantucket ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2022, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4012 "2022-12-02T14:27:27Z")
Secret Service rentals burned in Nantucket Were all scooped up with a leaky old bucket ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2022, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4013 "2022-12-02T20:23:05Z")
Secret Service rentals burned in Nantucket Were all scooped up with a leaky old bucket. So the ashes were sieved ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4014 "2022-12-03T01:49:25Z")
Secret Service rentals burned in Nantucket Were all scooped up with a leaky old bucket. So the ashes were sieved By a vagrant who lived ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4015 "2022-12-03T04:21:50Z")
Secret Service rentals burned in Nantucket Were all scooped up with a leaky old bucket. So the ashes were sieved By a vagrant who lived To make a Manchurian puppet. If you know a freelance yard gardener ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4016 "2022-12-03T04:53:01Z")
If you know a freelance yard gardener Who used older tools, not moderner _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4017 "2022-12-03T05:06:24Z")
If you know a freelance yard gardener Who used older tools, not moderner Mows lawns with some tweezers ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4018 "2022-12-03T05:18:47Z")
If you know a freelance yard gardener Who used older tools, not moderner Mows lawns with some tweezers While solving brain teasers ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4019 "2022-12-03T19:10:08Z")
If you know a freelance yard gardener Who used older tools, not moderner Mows lawns with some tweezers While solving brain teasers And likes to reply, “Howdy Pardner!” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4020 "2022-12-04T03:58:28Z")
Biffster, your first line of the next one. Then, go back to your nap. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4021 "2022-12-04T11:20:07Z")
Sorry! There once was a gal named Jenny ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4022 "2022-12-04T17:06:06Z")
There once was a gal named Jenny Who dated not one man, but many _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4023 "2022-12-04T22:05:07Z")
There once was a gal named Jenny Who dated not one man, but many Her sheets never cool down ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4024 "2022-12-04T23:19:47Z")
There once was a gal named Jenny Who dated not one man, but many Her sheets never cool down So the word round the town ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2022, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4025 "2022-12-05T23:03:29Z")
There once was a gal named Jenny Who dated not one man, but many Her sheets never cool down So the word round the town Was that she could be had for a penny. There was a young man named Clint ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2022, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4026 "2022-12-05T23:44:42Z")
There was a young man named Clint With a pecker as hard as old flint ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2022, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4027 "2022-12-05T23:51:04Z")
There was a young man named Clint With a pecker as hard as old flint. It was a bit narrow ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2022, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4028 "2022-12-05T23:54:06Z")
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