# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 202
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4029 "2022-12-06T03:50:51Z")
There was a young man named Clint With a pecker as hard as old flint. It was a bit narrow But could pleasure a sparrow 'Til his weiner wound up in a splint Have I told you the one about Gary? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4030 "2022-12-06T04:17:22Z")
Have I told you the one about Gary? He met Linda and wanted to marry. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4031 "2022-12-06T04:31:33Z")
Have I told you the one about Gary? He met Linda and wanted to marry. So they picked a date ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4032 "2022-12-06T16:40:02Z")
Have I told you the one about Gary? He met Linda and wanted to marry. So they picked a date To unite their fate ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4033 "2022-12-06T17:12:36Z")
Have I told you the one about Gary? He met Linda and wanted to marry. So they picked a date To unite their fate For neither wanted to tarry. I wished I could ride on a bus ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4034 "2022-12-06T17:13:13Z")
I wished I could ride on a bus But the drivers seems a little sus ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4035 "2022-12-06T18:47:11Z")
I wished I could ride on a bus But the drivers seems a little sus. Their tentacles peep ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2022, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4036 "2022-12-07T00:17:52Z")
I wished I could ride on a bus But the drivers seems a little sus. Their tentacles peep From under their seat, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2022, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4037 "2022-12-07T00:32:31Z")
I wished I could ride on a bus But the drivers seems a little sus. Their tentacles peep From under their seat, Which leaves me a tad bit nonplussed. A man who designed traffic cones ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2022, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4038 "2022-12-07T00:38:25Z")
A man who designed traffic cones Was known for blood-curdling groans ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2022, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4039 "2022-12-07T00:59:24Z")
A man who designed traffic cones Was known for blood-curdling groans As he tests every one ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2022, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4040 "2022-12-07T05:58:09Z")
A man who designed traffic cones Was known for blood-curdling groans As he tests every one With a black powder gun ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2022, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4041 "2022-12-07T09:36:17Z")
A man who designed traffic cones Was known for blood-curdling groans As he tests every one With a black powder gun Filled with rock salt and little round stones. As Santa Claus filled up his sleigh _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2022, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4042 "2022-12-07T17:13:47Z")
As Santa Claus filled up his sleigh he gave out a hearty “Hey hey hey!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4043 "2022-12-08T02:22:06Z")
As Santa Claus filled up his sleigh he gave out a hearty “Hey hey hey!” ‘Cos he filled it with gin ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4044 "2022-12-08T05:06:00Z")
As Santa Claus filled up his sleigh he gave out a hearty “Hey hey hey!” ‘Cos he filled it with gin For to toast Anne Boleyn ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4045 "2022-12-08T17:11:04Z")
As Santa Claus filled up his sleigh he gave out a hearty “Hey hey hey!” ‘Cos he filled it with gin For to toast Anne Boleyn And to blaze a trail through the vast Milky Way I fear that I’ve lost my lucky red cap ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4046 "2022-12-08T21:38:45Z")
I fear that I’ve lost my lucky red cap along with lots of other odd crap ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4047 "2022-12-08T21:53:14Z")
I fear that I’ve lost my lucky red cap along with lots of other odd crap I’ve looked everywhere ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4048 "2022-12-08T22:55:24Z")
I fear that I’ve lost my lucky red cap along with lots of other odd crap I’ve looked everywhere And I’ll now say a prayer [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=201) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=203)