# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 203
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4049 "2022-12-08T23:09:55Z")
I fear that I’ve lost my lucky red cap along with lots of other odd crap I’ve looked everywhere And I’ll now say a prayer That a diamond just falls in my lap A clumsy young lass called Irene ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4050 "2022-12-08T23:18:03Z")
A clumsy young lass called Irene Would stumble like you’ve never seen ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4051 "2022-12-08T23:24:02Z")
A clumsy young lass called Irene Would stumble like you’ve never seen. Wherever she goes ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4052 "2022-12-09T04:55:30Z")
A clumsy young lass called Irene Would stumble like you’ve never seen. Wherever she goes She stubs her toes ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4053 "2022-12-09T06:00:08Z")
A clumsy young lass called Irene Would stumble like you’ve never seen. Wherever she goes She stubs her toes And jerks like a pinball machine. It’s time for a big, ugly sweater ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4054 "2022-12-09T06:09:00Z")
It’s time for a big, ugly sweater With a picture of reindeer - or better: ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4055 "2022-12-09T07:23:25Z")
It’s time for a big, ugly sweater With a picture of reindeer - or better: With candy cane sleeves ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4056 "2022-12-09T07:31:47Z")
It’s time for a big, ugly sweater With a picture of reindeer - or better: With candy cane sleeves And green holly leaves _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4057 "2022-12-09T22:27:54Z")
It’s time for a big, ugly sweater With a picture of reindeer - or better: With candy cane sleeves And green holly leaves And Percy the Puny Poinsettia. We’re getting a nippy storm front ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4058 "2022-12-09T23:56:31Z")
We’re getting a nippy storm front Croaked Gramps with an irritated grunt ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2022, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4059 "2022-12-11T05:57:44Z")
We’re getting a nippy storm front Croaked Gramps with an irritated grunt. My knew is a’painin’ ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2022, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4060 "2022-12-11T08:18:59Z")
We’re getting a nippy storm front Croaked Gramps with an irritated grunt. My ⃥k⃥n⃥e⃥w⃥ knee is a’painin’ _… (I assume ‘knew’ was a typo)_ But I ain’t complain’ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2022, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4061 "2022-12-11T18:04:34Z")
We’re getting a nippy storm front Croaked Gramps with an irritated grunt. My knee is a’painin’ _… (I assume ‘knew’ was a typo - it was. Thanks.)_ But I ain’t complain’ 'Cause this drought could use a good punt. Our area never gets snow ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2022, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4062 "2022-12-11T18:21:07Z")
Our area never gets snow It’s just too warm, dontcha know? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2022, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4063 "2022-12-11T21:47:07Z")
Our area never gets snow It’s just too warm, dontcha know? When Christmas comes ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2022, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4064 "2022-12-11T22:53:56Z")
Our area never gets snow It’s just too warm, dontcha know? When Christmas comes We’re in the doldrums ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4065 "2022-12-12T01:22:31Z")
Our area never gets snow It’s just too warm, dontcha know? When Christmas comes We’re in the doldrums 'Til the palm trees with lights start to glow A pirate who drank too much rum ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4066 "2022-12-12T01:26:47Z")
A pirate who drank too much rum Had a plummeting unearned income ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4067 "2022-12-12T01:27:16Z")
A pirate who drank too much rum Wedged his cutlass halfway up his bum ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4068 "2022-12-12T01:29:08Z")
A pirate who drank too much rum Wedged his cutlass halfway up his bum If he danced a sea shanty (I like that one better.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=202) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=204)