# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 204
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4069 "2022-12-12T03:47:51Z")
A pirate who drank too much rum Wedged his cutlass halfway up his bum If he danced a sea shanty While wearing a panty ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4070 "2022-12-12T04:00:58Z")
A pirate who drank too much rum Wedged his cutlass halfway up his bum. If he danced a sea shanty While wearing a panty He’d slice up his tummy-tum-tum. I once sat and watched too much YouTube ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4071 "2022-12-12T04:36:48Z")
I once sat and watched too much YouTube Now I look like a slack-jawed blue boob. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4072 "2022-12-12T06:41:46Z")
I once sat and watched too much YouTube Now I look like a slack-jawed blue boob. Went down the rabbit hole ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4073 "2022-12-12T17:21:47Z")
I once sat and watched too much YouTube Now I look like a slack-jawed blue boob. Went down the rabbit hole Watching bad rock and roll ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4074 "2022-12-13T02:10:05Z")
I once sat and watched too much YouTube Now I look like a slack-jawed blue boob. Went down the rabbit hole Watching bad rock and roll And the secret to making home brew lube The wife is allergic to cheese ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4075 "2022-12-13T02:30:06Z")
The wife is allergic to cheese - An unfortunate immune disease ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4076 "2022-12-13T02:53:12Z")
The wife is allergic to cheese - An unfortunate immune disease From Gouda to cheddar ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4077 "2022-12-13T03:52:16Z")
The wife is allergic to cheese - An unfortunate immune disease From Gouda to cheddar Her skin’s blotchy and redder ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4078 "2022-12-13T06:58:04Z")
The wife is allergic to cheese - An unfortunate immune disease From Gouda to cheddar Her skin’s blotchy and redder So just stop with the cheese if you please. I need to start shopping for presents ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4079 "2022-12-13T07:29:59Z")
I need to start shopping for presents For the wife, our kids, and my parents. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4080 "2022-12-13T17:34:27Z")
I need to start shopping for presents For the wife, our kids, and my parents. Should I trudge through the mall? ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4081 "2022-12-14T02:09:24Z")
I need to start shopping for presents For the wife, our kids, and my parents. Should I trudge through the mall? During this early winter squall ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4082 "2022-12-14T02:37:58Z")
I need to start shopping for presents For the wife, our kids, and my parents. Should I trudge through the mall? During this early winter squall Or just buy them all antidepressants? These trousers feel awfully tight ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4083 "2022-12-14T04:20:15Z")
These trousers feel awfully tight So I quit my snacking after midnight ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4084 "2022-12-14T04:37:08Z")
These trousers feel awfully tight So I quit my snacking after midnight But maybe a cookie or two ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4085 "2022-12-14T04:37:41Z")
These trousers feel awfully tight So I quit my snacking after midnight But maybe a cookie or two And a flagon of brew ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4086 "2022-12-15T07:31:26Z")
These trousers feel awfully tight So I quit my snacking after midnight But maybe a cookie or two And a flagon of brew It all starts with one little bite. So Wednesday came up with a dance ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4087 "2022-12-15T11:19:19Z")
So Wednesday came up with a dance Which might seem obscene at first glance ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4088 "2022-12-15T17:11:36Z")
So Wednesday came up with a dance Which might seem obscene at first glance As her body contorted [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=203) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=205)