# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 205
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4089 "2022-12-15T18:47:13Z")
So Wednesday came up with a dance Which might seem obscene at first glance As her body contorted Her proportions distorted ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4090 "2022-12-15T19:19:01Z")
So Wednesday came up with a dance Which might seem obscene at first glance As her body contorted Her proportions distorted Until everyone could see France. I once bought an office-trade gift that ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4091 "2022-12-15T21:12:31Z")
I once bought an office-trade gift that 'twas a hit right off the bat ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4092 "2022-12-15T21:57:34Z")
I once bought an office-trade gift that 'twas a hit right off the bat. "Twas orange and conic ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4093 "2022-12-15T22:08:20Z")
I once bought an office-trade gift that 'twas a hit right off the bat. "Twas orange and conic Flew near supersonic ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4094 "2022-12-15T22:35:58Z")
I once bought an office-trade gift that 'twas a hit right off the bat. "Twas orange and conic, Flew near supersonic. 'Twas a jet-propelled, traffic cone hat. A chanting explorer from Leeds ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4095 "2022-12-15T22:49:42Z")
A chanting explorer from Leeds Was known for his dastardly deeds ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4096 "2022-12-16T05:02:50Z")
A chanting explorer from Leeds Was known for his dastardly deeds He soon lit a match ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4097 "2022-12-16T07:59:25Z")
A chanting explorer from Leeds Was known for his dastardly deeds He soon lit a match That burned someone’s snatch ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4098 "2022-12-16T22:47:07Z")
A chanting explorer from Leeds Was known for his dastardly deeds He soon lit a match That burned someone’s snatch Now seen on social media feeds My dachshund’s been acting so odd ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4099 "2022-12-17T00:03:29Z")
My dachshund’s been acting so odd He’s starting to act like he’s God ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4100 "2022-12-17T06:15:54Z")
My dachshund’s been acting so odd. He’s starting to act like he’s God. He glows in the dark ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4101 "2022-12-17T06:50:11Z")
My dachshund’s been acting so odd. He’s starting to act like he’s God. He glows in the dark He bites like a shark ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4102 "2022-12-18T20:37:38Z")
My dachshund’s been acting so odd. He’s starting to act like he’s God. He glows in the dark. He bites like a shark. And creates universes on the blackboard. My windshield is sprouting white hoarfrost ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4103 "2022-12-18T21:23:17Z")
My windshield is sprouting white hoarfrost I’m driving and my visibility is lost ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4104 "2022-12-18T21:39:26Z")
My windshield is sprouting white hoarfrost I’m driving and my visibility is lost I could turn on the blower _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4105 "2022-12-18T23:55:50Z")
My windshield is sprouting white hoarfrost I’m driving and my visibility is lost I could turn on the blower But its temp’s stuck on ‘LOWER’ ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4106 "2022-12-19T00:17:11Z")
My windshield is sprouting white hoarfrost I’m driving and my visibility is lost I could turn on the blower But its temp’s stuck on ‘LOWER’ I’ll just pray that I hit something soft. Trump’s now selling digital cards _ **-“BB”** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4107 "2022-12-19T01:13:56Z")
Trump’s now selling digital cards Pitched mainly at dolts and retards ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4108 "2022-12-19T03:54:41Z")
Trump’s now selling digital cards Pitched mainly at dolts and retards My boss bought a pack [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=204) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=206)