# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 206
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4109 "2022-12-19T04:01:00Z")
[quote=“knoodler, post:4108, topic:712149, full:true”] Trump’s now selling digital cards Pitched mainly at dolts and retards. My boss bought a pack. I knew he was whack ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4110 "2022-12-19T05:40:44Z")
Trump’s now selling digital cards Pitched mainly at dolts and retards. My boss bought a pack. I knew he was whack But he’s such a big fan of Dotard’s. The Philadelphia Eagles are 13 and 1 ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4111 "2022-12-19T14:55:55Z")
The Philadelphia Eagles are 13 and 1 All but guaranteed a great playoff run ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4112 "2022-12-21T07:14:13Z")
The Philadelphia Eagles are 13 and 1 All but guaranteed a great playoff run But Hurts just got hurt ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4113 "2022-12-21T19:03:29Z")
The Philadelphia Eagles are 13 and 1, All but guaranteed a great playoff run. But Hurts just got hurt. He’s down in the dirt ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4114 "2022-12-21T19:24:19Z")
The Philadelphia Eagles are 13 and 1, All but guaranteed a great playoff run. But Hurts just got hurt. He’s down in the dirt So we might see them go one and done. The snow’s blanket covers my yard _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4115 "2022-12-21T20:12:33Z")
The snow’s blanket covers my yard So clearing a path will be hard ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4116 "2022-12-21T20:31:10Z")
The snow’s blanket covers my yard So clearing a path will be hard. My back and my knees ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4117 "2022-12-22T00:46:06Z")
The snow’s blanket covers my yard So clearing a path will be hard. My back and my knees My chest pain, my wheeze ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4118 "2022-12-22T00:55:23Z")
The snow’s blanket covers my yard So clearing a path will be hard. My back and my knees My chest pain, my wheeze . . . . . Now where was that neighbor kid’s card? It’s now near the end of by shift ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4119 "2022-12-22T02:19:12Z")
It’s now near the end of by shift But my boss is not very swift ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4120 "2022-12-22T05:00:58Z")
It’s now near the end of by shift But my boss is not very swift He gave me way more to do ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4121 "2022-12-22T05:08:22Z")
It’s now near the end of my shift But my boss is not very swift He gave me way more to do So I said, “Screw you!” ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4122 "2022-12-22T19:26:53Z")
It’s now near the end of my shift But my boss is not very swift He gave me way more to do So I said, “Screw you!” And left while incredibly miffed I have to go to the airport ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4123 "2022-12-22T20:20:23Z")
I have to go to the airport. It’s my least favorite form of transport ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4124 "2022-12-22T20:26:35Z")
I have to go to the airport. It’s my least favorite form of transport It’s no surpise ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4125 "2022-12-22T21:25:43Z")
I have to go to the airport. It’s my least favorite form of transport It’s no surpise For my frustration to rise ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4126 "2022-12-22T23:12:01Z")
I have to go to the airport. It’s my least favorite form of transport It’s no surpise For my frustration to rise Those ‘excess’ baggage fees are a rort! On a fine sunny day in the park ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4127 "2022-12-23T00:29:47Z")
On a fine sunny day in the park I met a Russian oligarch ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4128 "2022-12-23T00:56:15Z")
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