# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 208
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2022, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4149 "2022-12-28T16:56:59Z")
A venerable scholar from Yale, Whose writings were beyond the pale Found to his delight ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4150 "2022-12-29T20:13:25Z")
A venerable scholar from Yale, Whose writings were beyond the pale, Found, to his delight, Ultraviolet light ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4151 "2022-12-30T14:17:28Z")
A venerable scholar from Yale, Whose writings were beyond the pale, Found, to his delight, Ultraviolet light Made his dick glow like the real Holy Grail A horny young nun had a liking ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4152 "2022-12-30T15:05:46Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > A horny young nun had a liking A horny young nun had a liking For young folks she found while hiking ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4153 "2022-12-30T15:15:23Z")
A horny young nun had a liking For young folks she found while hiking Til she straddled an abbot ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4154 "2022-12-30T21:41:51Z")
A horny young nun had a liking For young folks she found while hiking Til she straddled an abbot Who humped like a rabbit ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4155 "2022-12-30T21:59:19Z")
A horny young nun had a liking For young folks she found while hiking Til she straddled an abbot Who humped like a rabbit And left her yearning for a Viking. Tarragon, sage, and rosemary ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4156 "2022-12-30T22:36:47Z")
Tarragon, sage, and rosemary Cooking with herbs is quite scary ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4157 "2022-12-31T05:19:47Z")
Tarragon, sage, and rosemary Cooking with herbs is quite scary But he herb that I need ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4158 "2022-12-31T05:58:46Z")
Tarragon, sage, and rosemary Cooking with herbs is quite scary But the herb that I need Is called caraway seed, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4159 "2022-12-31T10:08:52Z")
Tarragon, sage, and rosemary Cooking with herbs is quite scary But the herb that I need Is called caraway seed, A favourite snack of my canary. I wish you a Happy New Year ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4160 "2022-12-31T10:45:55Z")
I wish you a Happy New Year Filled with liqour and wine and beer ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4161 "2022-12-31T17:19:44Z")
I wish you a Happy New Year Filled with liqour and wine and beer With dancing and song ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4162 "2022-12-31T22:18:22Z")
I wish you a Happy New Year Filled with liqour and wine and beer With dancing and song As we wander along ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4163 "2022-12-31T22:33:33Z")
I wish you a Happy New Year Filled with liqour and wine and beer With dancing and song As we wander along Peeing here, and then here, and then here. I thought, as I filled up my bong ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4164 "2023-01-01T01:17:39Z")
I thought, as I filled up my bong I could write the next great song ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4165 "2023-01-01T05:04:47Z")
I thought, as I filled up my bong I could write the next great song But I don’t know why ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4166 "2023-01-01T07:32:29Z")
I thought, as I filled up my bong, I could write the next great song. But I don’t know why, Since [“American Pie”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX_TFkut1PM) _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4167 "2023-01-01T21:04:32Z")
I thought, as I filled up my bong, I could write the next great song. But I don’t know why, Since American Pie, Playing flute in C-major seems… _wrong._ This morning, as soon as I woke ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4168 "2023-01-01T23:00:56Z")
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