# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 210
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4189 "2023-01-15T02:28:38Z")
Made it through one more Friday thirteen Though not sober, dressed, solvent or clean ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4190 "2023-01-15T03:14:48Z")
Made it through one more Friday thirteen Though not sober, dressed, solvent or clean In spite of bad luck ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4191 "2023-01-15T03:34:55Z")
Made it through one more Friday thirteen Though not sober, dressed, solvent or clean In spite of bad luck I’m not lightning struck ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4192 "2023-01-15T05:12:44Z")
Made it through one more Friday thirteen Though not sober, dressed, solvent or clean In spite of bad luck I’m not lightning struck But I swallowed whole a hot burrito supreme. Where’s my saw? My garage is a mess. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4193 "2023-01-15T06:01:23Z")
Where’s my saw? My garage is a mess. I’ve looked, but I’ve had no success ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4194 "2023-01-15T14:46:49Z")
Where’s my saw? My garage is a mess. I’ve looked, but I’ve had no success It’s not under there ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4195 "2023-01-15T18:27:45Z")
Where’s my saw? My garage is a mess. I’ve looked, but I’ve had no success It’s not under there And it’s not by the stairs, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4196 "2023-01-15T19:10:30Z")
Where’s my saw? My garage is a mess. I’ve looked, but I’ve had no success. It’s not under there, And it’s not by the stairs. I’ll just have to gnaw things, I guess. By back has been vengeful today ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4197 "2023-01-15T23:55:12Z")
By back has been vengeful today I get twinges of pain that betray ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4198 "2023-01-16T03:05:33Z")
**My** back has been vengeful today I get twinges of pain that betray My sedentary life _I thought ‘By’ was a keyboard error_ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4199 "2023-01-16T06:08:29Z")
My back has been vengeful today. I get twinges of pain that betray My sedentary life. It stabs like a knife _I thought ‘By’ was a keyboard error_ [Definitely was - thanks] ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4200 "2023-01-16T15:13:26Z")
My back has been vengeful today. I get twinges of pain that betray My sedentary life. It stabs like a knife Or a needle used for crochet Please replace my spine with a steel spring ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4201 "2023-01-16T18:56:22Z")
Please replace my spine with a steel spring The current one’s held in place with string ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4202 "2023-01-16T19:13:08Z")
Please replace my spine with a steel spring The current one’s held in place with string And red sealing wax ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4203 "2023-01-16T19:23:30Z")
Please replace my spine with a steel spring The current one’s held in place with string And red sealing wax Rusty carpet tacks ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4204 "2023-01-17T02:15:52Z")
Please replace my spine with a steel spring The current one’s held in place with string And red sealing wax Rusty carpet tacks And a petrified buffalo wing. We’ve had a few streets become flooded ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4205 "2023-01-17T02:59:04Z")
We’ve had a few streets become flooded. Landslide have made others mudded. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4206 "2023-01-17T07:19:21Z")
We’ve had a few streets become flooded. Landslide have made others mudded. So to keep us afloat, ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4207 "2023-01-17T18:20:18Z")
We’ve had a few streets become flooded. Landslide have made others mudded. So to keep us afloat, I lashed five dogs to a goat ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2023, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4208 "2023-01-19T07:20:46Z")
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