# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 212
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4229 "2023-01-31T04:14:57Z")
I’ve got this big ol wart on my nose Despite treatment, it grows and grows ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4230 "2023-01-31T05:32:48Z")
I’ve got this big ol wart on my nose Despite treatment, it grows and grows So to stop people staring ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4231 "2023-01-31T05:40:26Z")
I’ve got this big ol wart on my nose Despite treatment, it grows and grows So to stop people staring I’ve taken to wearing _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4232 "2023-01-31T17:33:57Z")
I’ve got this big ol wart on my nose Despite treatment, it grows and grows So to stop people staring I’ve taken to wearing A costume from Marvel Studios. I’ve collected much memorabilia ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4233 "2023-01-31T18:47:38Z")
I’ve collected much memorabilia Of Vertebrata (but mainly Reptilia) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4234 "2023-01-31T19:30:20Z")
I’ve collected much memorabilia Of Vertebrata (but mainly Reptilia) I’ll show you my lizard ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4235 "2023-01-31T19:34:40Z")
I’ve collected much memorabilia Of Vertebrata (but mainly Reptilia) I’ll show you my lizard Dressed like a wizard ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2023, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4236 "2023-02-01T01:40:23Z")
I’ve collected much memorabilia Of Vertebrata (but mainly Reptilia) I’ll show you my lizard Dressed like a wizard – It’s my costume for herpetophilia. _(and, referring to the lizard dressed like a wizard… )_ “Cheech Wizard” was drawn by Vaughn Bodē _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2023, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4237 "2023-02-01T01:48:45Z")
“Cheech Wizard” was drawn by Vaughn Bodē. He had a lizard for a toady ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2023, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4238 "2023-02-01T02:15:55Z")
“Cheech Wizard” was drawn by Vaughn Bodē. He had a lizard for a toady Wore a Phrygian cap, ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2023, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4239 "2023-02-02T05:20:29Z")
“Cheech Wizard” was drawn by Vaughn Bodē. He had a lizard for a toady Wore a Phrygian cap, That stretched to his lap ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4240 "2023-02-03T05:53:05Z")
[“Cheech Wizard” was drawn by Vaughn Bodē. He had a lizard for a toady Wore a Phrygian cap, That stretched to his lap He quaffed his whiskey and sody. I really need a lawyer, I think ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4241 "2023-02-03T06:21:27Z")
I really need a lawyer, I think They’re gonna throw me in the clink ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4242 "2023-02-03T15:54:46Z")
I really need a lawyer, I think They’re gonna throw me in the clink That lewdness charge is bunk ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4243 "2023-02-03T17:55:21Z")
I really need a lawyer, I think They’re gonna throw me in the clink. That lewdness charge is bunk 'Cause that wasn’t my junk ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4244 "2023-02-03T17:57:42Z")
I really need a lawyer, I think They’re gonna throw me in the clink. That lewdness charge is bunk 'Cause that wasn’t my junk They saw me rinsing in the lunchroom sink What should I plan for Valentine’s Day? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4245 "2023-02-04T01:18:52Z")
What should I plan for Valentine’s Day? Should it include a red rose bouquet? ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4246 "2023-02-04T02:06:37Z")
What should I plan for Valentine’s Day? Should it include a red rose bouquet? Or maybe some wine? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4247 "2023-02-04T02:31:19Z")
What should I plan for Valentine’s Day? Should it include a red rose bouquet? Or maybe some wine? Saint V., send a sign ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4248 "2023-02-04T04:00:19Z")
What should I plan for Valentine’s Day? Should it include a red rose bouquet? Or maybe some wine? Saint V., send a sign What - best get both? That’s the way! Now, what can I eat as a snack? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=211) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=213)