# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 213
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4249 "2023-02-04T05:04:07Z")
Now, what can I eat as a snack? These bacon Doritos are crack ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4250 "2023-02-04T06:23:34Z")
Now, what can I eat as a snack? These bacon Doritos are crack. But the bag is now empty ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4251 "2023-02-04T06:31:45Z")
Now, what can I eat as a snack? These bacon Doritos are crack. But the bag is now empty There’s nothing left to tempt me ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4252 "2023-02-04T18:55:45Z")
Now, what can I eat as a snack? These bacon Doritos are crack. But the bag is now empty There’s nothing left to tempt me Unless I haul out my backpack. My windshield seems to be iced over ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4253 "2023-02-04T21:16:04Z")
My windshield seems to be iced over But I must go pick up my dog, Rover _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4254 "2023-02-05T03:24:53Z")
My windshield seems to be iced over But I must go pick up my dog, Rover He’s been staying with friends ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4255 "2023-02-05T06:15:08Z")
My windshield seems to be iced over But I must go pick up my dog, Rover He’s been staying with friends So perhaps I should cleanse ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4256 "2023-02-05T20:31:40Z")
My windshield seems to be iced over But I must go pick up my dog, Rover He’s been staying with friends So perhaps I should cleanse His kennel with parsley and clover? A dangerously dim lad called Fred ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4257 "2023-02-05T21:46:57Z")
A dangerously dim lad called Fred Got lost while looking for his bed ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4258 "2023-02-07T07:44:02Z")
A dangerously dim lad called Fred Got lost while looking for his bed Now he wanders all night _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4259 "2023-02-07T23:40:54Z")
A dangerously dim lad called Fred Got lost while looking for his bed Now he wanders all night In shoes awfully tight ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4260 "2023-02-08T00:53:26Z")
A dangerously dim lad called Fred Got lost while looking for his bed. Now he wanders all night, In shoes awfully tight. He’s a wayward, midnight sleepyhead. I’m allowed to take two weeks vacation ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4261 "2023-02-08T00:58:04Z")
I’m allowed to take two weeks vacation Let’s got to the train station ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4262 "2023-02-08T02:51:02Z")
I’m allowed to take two weeks vacation Let’s go to the train station, Board the overnight sleeper ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4263 "2023-02-08T06:57:10Z")
I’m allowed to take two weeks vacation Let’s go to the train station, Board the overnight sleeper Grab a hottie and keep her ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4264 "2023-02-08T08:18:11Z")
I’m allowed to take two weeks vacation Let’s go to the train station, Board the overnight sleeper Grab a hottie and keep her And not care about our destination. Super Bowl Sunday is near ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4265 "2023-02-08T17:44:46Z")
Super Bowl Sunday is near I need to get wings and beer ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4266 "2023-02-08T19:37:12Z")
Super Bowl Sunday is near I need to get wings and beer I hope the score’s close ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4267 "2023-02-08T21:38:33Z")
Super Bowl Sunday is near I need to get wings and beer I hope the score’s close And that the slo-mos ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2023, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4268 "2023-02-08T23:41:18Z")
Super Bowl Sunday is near I need to get wings and beer I hope the score’s close And that the slo-mos Make the ‘Wishbone offence’ play more clear. The emu: a peculiar bird, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=212) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=214)