# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 214
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4269 "2023-02-09T00:05:35Z")
The emu: a peculiar bird. It is a ratite, I have heard ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4270 "2023-02-09T01:49:26Z")
The emu: a peculiar bird. It is a ratite, I have heard. 'Cause of that it can’t fly, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4271 "2023-02-09T02:13:12Z")
The emu: a peculiar bird. It is a ratite, I have heard. 'Cause of that it can’t fly, which makes me wonder why ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4272 "2023-02-09T02:18:22Z")
The emu: a peculiar bird. It is a ratite, I have heard. 'Cause of that it can’t fly, which makes me wonder why There exists a bird so absurd. A cowboy whose name I don’t know ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4273 "2023-02-09T03:23:57Z")
A cowboy whose name I don’t know Put his herd out to graze in the snow ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4274 "2023-02-09T03:26:53Z")
A cowboy whose name I don’t know Put his herd out to graze in the snow. But he was so random ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4275 "2023-02-15T19:10:03Z")
A cowboy whose name I don’t know Put his herd out to graze in the snow. But he was so random In ways hard to fathom ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4276 "2023-02-19T11:46:25Z")
A cowboy whose name I don’t know Put his herd out to graze in the snow. But he was so random In ways hard to fathom Thought chilly con carne would grow The batter stepped up to the plate ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4277 "2023-02-19T15:57:23Z")
The batter stepped up to the plate Nervously pondering his fate ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4278 "2023-02-19T16:17:42Z")
The batter stepped up to the plate Nervously pondering his fate Would he hit a home run? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4279 "2023-02-19T16:59:18Z")
The batter stepped up to the plate Nervously pondering his fate Would he hit a home run? Or would he come undone ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4280 "2023-02-20T08:27:18Z")
The batter stepped up to the plate Nervously pondering his fate Would he hit a home run? Or would he come undone And strike out after swinging too late? While rehearsing the love-making scene _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4281 "2023-02-20T16:10:29Z")
While rehearsing the love-making scene I wondered if my partner was clean ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4282 "2023-02-20T17:57:26Z")
While rehearsing the love-making scene I wondered if my partner was clean Then pus oozed from my holes ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4283 "2023-02-20T21:41:45Z")
While rehearsing the love-making scene I wondered if my partner was clean Then pus oozed from my holes From my head down to my soles ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4284 "2023-02-21T04:22:01Z")
While rehearsing the love-making scene I wondered if my partner was clean Then pus oozed from my holes From my head down to my soles And my limbs turned a mottled dark green. On Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4285 "2023-02-21T15:51:20Z")
On Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t I thought this was plants but it wasn’t ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4286 "2023-02-22T03:51:33Z")
On Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t I thought this was plants but it wasn’t But what do you know ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4287 "2023-02-22T09:57:44Z")
On Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t I thought this was plants but it wasn’t But what do you know When plants grow ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4288 "2023-02-22T16:07:16Z")
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