# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 215
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4289 "2023-02-22T16:42:55Z")
The neighbors are raising a ruckus 'Cause some kid is displaying his tuckus ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4290 "2023-02-22T22:55:28Z")
The neighbors are raising a ruckus 'Cause some kid is displaying his tuckus Right in front of the mayor ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4291 "2023-02-23T01:39:11Z")
The neighbors are raising a ruckus 'Cause some kid is displaying his _tuchis_ … _(corrected to original Yiddish spelling)_ Right in front of the mayor And the rabbi, at prayer, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4292 "2023-02-23T02:55:08Z")
The neighbors are raising a ruckus 'Cause some kid is displaying his _tuchis_ … _(corrected to original Yiddish spelling)_ Right in front of the mayor And the rabbi, at prayer, The last straw was the mooning of Butkus There was a young lady named Millie ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4293 "2023-02-23T03:47:08Z")
> [@boson](#): > > _tuchis_ … _(corrected to original Yiddish spelling)_ Thank you. There was a young lady named Millie Who was a nice girl, although silly ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4294 "2023-02-23T04:29:36Z")
There was a young lady named Millie Who was a nice girl, although silly She dillied and dallied ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4295 "2023-02-23T12:04:21Z")
There was a young lady named Millie Who was a nice girl, although silly She dillied and dallied When her suitors had rallied ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4296 "2023-02-24T16:35:23Z")
There was a young lady named Millie Who was a nice girl, although silly She dillied and dallied When her suitors had rallied And rode in on a frilly little filly The people who waited for the bus ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4297 "2023-02-24T20:13:15Z")
The people who waited for the bus Were uncouth: they’d fight and they’d cuss ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4298 "2023-02-25T03:01:36Z")
The people who waited for the bus Were uncouth: they’d fight and they’d cuss and this one young dude ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4299 "2023-02-25T03:02:01Z")
The people who waited for the bus Were uncouth: they’d fight and they’d cuss They were frequently drunk ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4300 "2023-02-25T06:06:41Z")
The people who waited for the bus Were uncouth: they’d fight and they’d cuss. And this one young dude Was both drunk and rude ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4301 "2023-02-25T10:22:48Z")
The people who waited for the bus Were uncouth: they’d fight and they’d cuss. And this one young dude Was both drunk and rude But he had exact change, so no fuss A young hippie chick from Moline ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4302 "2023-02-25T11:42:52Z")
A young hippie chick from Moline Who yearned to be part of the scene, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4303 "2023-02-25T16:29:57Z")
A young hippie chick from Moline Who yearned to be part of the scene Left all of her clothes ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4304 "2023-02-26T03:31:55Z")
A young hippie chick from Moline Who yearned to be part of the scene Left all of her clothes (Mainly silk and viscose) ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4305 "2023-02-26T04:10:53Z")
A young hippie chick from Moline Who yearned to be part of the scene Left all of her clothes (Mainly silk and viscose) I believe she was on mescaline. This guy from State Farm named Jake ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4306 "2023-02-26T04:59:59Z")
This guy from State Farm named Jake Does commercials in just one take ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4307 "2023-02-26T05:47:09Z")
This guy from State Farm named Jake Does commercials in just one take. His concern’s so intense ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4308 "2023-02-26T06:27:36Z")
This guy from State Farm named Jake Does commercials in just one take. His concern’s so intense but he’s on the fence [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=214) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=216)