# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 216
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4309 "2023-02-26T09:16:47Z")
This guy from State Farm named Jake Does commercials in just one take. His concern’s so intense but he’s on the fence Tight khakis now make his balls ache. The airlines have stopped serving booze ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4310 "2023-02-26T09:22:44Z")
The airlines have stopped serving booze In their quest to increase revenues. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4311 "2023-02-26T18:41:33Z")
The airlines have stopped serving booze In their quest to increase revenues. So if you want to get tight ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4312 "2023-02-26T18:56:33Z")
The airlines have stopped serving booze In their quest to increase revenues. So if you want to get tight Start drinking at dawn’s light ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2023, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4313 "2023-02-27T09:02:15Z")
The airlines have stopped serving booze In their quest to increase revenues. So if you want to get tight Start drinking at dawn’s light Next time I’m taking a cruise. California is covered in snow ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2023, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4314 "2023-02-27T20:59:34Z")
California is covered in snow Oh where will all the snowbirds go? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4315 "2023-03-01T03:19:14Z")
California is covered in snow Oh where will all the snowbirds go? To Tijuana trees? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4316 "2023-03-01T04:19:44Z")
California is covered in snow Oh where will all the snowbirds go? To Tijuana trees? Or perhaps to Belize? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4317 "2023-03-01T11:41:02Z")
California is covered in snow Oh where will all the snowbirds go? To Tijuana trees? Or perhaps to Belize? Maybe Hell – it don’t freeze down below. I was sipping a glass of fine wine, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4318 "2023-03-01T15:26:13Z")
I was sipping a glass of fine wine Fermented on the banks of the Rhine ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4319 "2023-03-01T18:39:52Z")
I was sipping a glass of fine wine Fermented on the banks of the Rhine And having deep thoughts ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4320 "2023-03-01T23:10:47Z")
I was sipping a glass of fine wine Fermented on the banks of the Rhine And having deep thoughts About rich astronauts ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4321 "2023-03-02T04:56:12Z")
I was sipping a glass of fine wine Fermented on the banks of the Rhine And having deep thoughts About rich astronauts And where on Earth they would dine March Madness is getting underway ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4322 "2023-03-03T02:20:59Z")
March Madness is getting underway: The ‘_Big Dance_’ at the NCAA. ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4323 "2023-03-03T08:08:10Z")
March Madness is getting underway: The ‘Big Dance’ at the NCAA. I’ve made up my bracket ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4324 "2023-03-03T13:24:06Z")
March Madness is getting underway: The ‘Big Dance’ at the NCAA. I’ve made up my bracket Donned my team jacket ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4325 "2023-03-03T14:39:38Z")
[quote=“Fear\_Itself, post:4324, topic:712149, full:true”] March Madness is getting underway: The ‘Big Dance’ at the NCAA. I’ve made up my bracket Donned my team jacket I can’t wait to see the teams play March has come in like a lion ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4326 "2023-03-03T16:37:28Z")
March has come in like a lion I need a shoulder to cry on ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4327 "2023-03-03T18:02:15Z")
March has come in like a lion. I need a shoulder to cry on. The wind, hail, and rain ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4328 "2023-03-04T11:38:33Z")
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