# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 217
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4329 "2023-03-04T12:02:27Z")
March has come in like a lion. I need a shoulder to cry on. The wind, hail, and rain Has caused anguish and pain As I daydream of all things Hawaiian. A bride gave herself a Brazilian ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4330 "2023-03-04T18:28:48Z")
A bride gave herself a Brazilian Quite shocking for a Sicilian ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4331 "2023-03-04T19:29:26Z")
A bride gave herself a Brazilian Quite shocking for a Sicilian Girl whose old father ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4332 "2023-03-04T20:10:44Z")
A bride gave herself a Brazilian Quite shocking for a Sicilian Girl whose old father Had asked, “Would you rather… ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4333 "2023-03-08T06:03:29Z")
Ok, I know it’s breaking the rule, but I have (IMHO) an appropriate ending for this one, and it’s been a couple of days without mention of millions, Castilians or anything reptilian. I’m happy to leave the new first line for anyone else to offer. A bride gave herself a Brazilian Quite shocking for a Sicilian Girl whose old father Had asked, “Would you rather… Do it privately - not in the wedding pavilion? ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4334 "2023-03-08T09:13:31Z")
There’s a guy Ferris who jumped his turn ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4335 "2023-03-08T12:08:18Z")
There’s a guy Ferris who jumped his turn Fully expecting this burn ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2023, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4336 "2023-03-16T02:58:01Z")
There’s a guy Ferris who jumped his turn Fully expecting this burn His last line was great ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2023, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4337 "2023-03-16T09:33:59Z")
There’s a guy Ferris who jumped his turn Fully expecting this burn His last line was great But his mockery was fate ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4338 "2023-03-19T18:15:28Z")
There’s a guy Ferris who jumped his turn Fully expecting this burn His last line was great But his mockery was fate And we ask, “What did he learn?” I can’t say where I’ll be today ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4339 "2023-03-19T21:31:26Z")
I can’t say where I’ll be today I’m taking a week-long vacay ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4340 "2023-03-20T07:15:44Z")
I can’t say where I’ll be today I’m taking a week-long vacay I’d best bring a sweater ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4341 "2023-03-20T09:41:24Z")
I can’t say where I’ll be today I’m taking a week-long vacay I’d best bring a sweater To look a jet-setter ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4342 "2023-03-21T00:12:22Z")
I can’t say where I’ll be today I’m taking a week-long vacay I’d best bring a sweater To look a jet-setter And then I’ll be off and away. My grandmother sits and crochets ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4343 "2023-03-21T02:23:16Z")
My grandmother sits and crochets While grandfather struts and sashays ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4344 "2023-03-21T16:46:19Z")
My grandmother sits and crochets While grandfather struts and sashays The secret to their long marriage ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4345 "2023-03-21T19:24:10Z")
My grandmother sits and crochets While grandfather struts and sashays The secret to their long marriage Is not a horse or carriage ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4346 "2023-03-21T20:12:24Z")
My grandmother sits and crochets While grandfather struts and sashays The secret to their long marriage Is not a horse or carriage It’s sex in ever-inventive ways A clever young plumber called Saul ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4347 "2023-03-21T20:27:00Z")
A clever young plumber called Saul Had to replace a pipe in a wall ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4348 "2023-03-21T23:41:29Z")
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