# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 218
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2023, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4349 "2023-03-22T00:44:41Z")
A clever young plumber called Saul Had to replace a pipe in a wall He worked remarkably fast Until he used his last ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4350 "2023-03-30T02:45:39Z")
A clever young plumber called Saul Had to replace a pipe in a wall He worked remarkably fast Until he used his last Ballcock to nipple install My proctologist had some bad news ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4351 "2023-03-30T04:37:14Z")
My proctologist had some bad news My anus was colored in two hues ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4352 "2023-03-30T13:39:17Z")
My proctologist had some bad news My anus was colored in two hues The left side was green ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4353 "2023-03-30T14:15:28Z")
My proctologist had some bad news My anus was colored in two hues The left side was green On the right, orange was seen ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4354 "2023-03-30T18:34:44Z")
My proctologist had some bad news My anus was colored in two hues The left side was green On the right, orange was seen So brown by default is what colors my poo I’d like to take a pass ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4355 "2023-04-02T03:09:39Z")
It happened on April Fool’s Day ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4356 "2023-04-03T05:23:01Z")
It happened on April Fool’s Day When someone named Cecil did say ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4357 "2023-04-03T06:18:26Z")
It happened on April Fool’s Day When someone named Cecil did say "We’ve been fighting ennui _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4358 "2023-04-03T18:46:42Z")
It happened on April Fool’s Day When someone named Cecil did say “We’ve been fighting ennui But now I have to pee” ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4359 "2023-04-04T00:52:28Z")
It happened on April Fool’s Day When someone named Cecil did say “We’ve been fighting ennui But now I have to pee So please stand back and make way!" The weather is now getting warm ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4360 "2023-04-04T09:39:04Z")
The weather is now getting warm And mosquitoes are starting to swarm ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4361 "2023-04-04T17:29:09Z")
The weather is now getting warm And mosquitoes are starting to swarm. Repellents don’t fend ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4362 "2023-04-05T02:53:20Z")
The weather is now getting warm And mosquitoes are starting to swarm. Repellents don’t fend Them off - so I depend ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4363 "2023-04-05T02:56:17Z")
The weather is now getting warm And mosquitoes are starting to swarm. Repellents don’t fend Them off - so I depend On condoms: full body-conform. When thunder rolls, I am afraid ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4364 "2023-04-05T05:01:31Z")
When thunder rolls, I am afraid I lock the door, pull the shade ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4365 "2023-04-06T15:24:08Z")
When thunder rolls, I am afraid I lock the door, pull the shade But much to my chagrin ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4366 "2023-04-06T18:09:06Z")
When thunder rolls, I am afraid I lock the door, pull the shade But much to my chagrin My identical twin ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4367 "2023-04-06T22:34:35Z")
When thunder rolls, I am afraid I lock the door, pull the shade But much to my chagrin My identical twin Went outside and played In New York, Trump got indicted ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4368 "2023-04-07T01:26:51Z")
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