# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 219
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4369 "2023-04-07T04:11:43Z")
In New York, Trump got indicted In a courtroom he was finally sighted There’s no mug shot ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4370 "2023-04-08T05:37:59Z")
In New York, Trump got indicted In a courtroom he was finally sighted There’s no mug shot But Stormy looked hot ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4371 "2023-04-08T22:52:11Z")
In New York, Trump got indicted In a courtroom he was finally sighted There’s no mug shot But Stormy looked hot Once he’s jailed, we’ll all be delighted. A Milwaukie lady named Nell ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4372 "2023-04-09T00:47:24Z")
A Milwaukie lady named Nell Kept thinking that she heard a bell ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4373 "2023-04-09T04:44:18Z")
A Milwaukie lady named Nell Kept thinking that she heard a bell. She looked 'round to see _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4374 "2023-04-09T06:34:19Z")
A Milwaukie lady named Nell Kept thinking that she heard a bell. She looked 'round to see An oncoming Grand Prix ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4375 "2023-04-10T22:48:26Z")
A Milwaukie lady named Nell Kept thinking that she heard a bell. She looked 'round to see An oncoming Grand Prix Of nothing but Fords and Edsels I’m sitting here with my Easter booty ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4376 "2023-04-11T03:34:27Z")
I’m sitting here with my Easter booty This three-foot-tall egg is a beauty ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4377 "2023-04-11T03:41:30Z")
nm nm nm ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4378 "2023-04-11T14:57:33Z")
I’m sitting here with my Easter booty This three-foot-tall egg is a beauty And with a chocolate kiss ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4379 "2023-04-17T14:52:15Z")
I’m sitting here with my Easter booty This three-foot-tall egg is a beauty And with a chocolate kiss And Hey! Look at this! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4380 "2023-04-17T18:28:48Z")
I’m sitting here with my Easter booty This three-foot-tall egg is a beauty And with a chocolate kiss And Hey! Look at this! It’s sweating just like Lawyer Rudy! And now Tax Day is upon us ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4381 "2023-04-17T19:14:56Z")
And now Tax Day is upon us So says my accountant (named Gus) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4382 "2023-04-17T19:53:36Z")
And now Tax Day is upon us So says my accountant (named Gus) Uncle Sam owes me cash ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4383 "2023-04-17T20:37:51Z")
And now Tax Day is upon us So says my accountant (named Gus) Uncle Sam owes me cash (Not a lot - nothing flash) ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4384 "2023-04-17T21:06:21Z")
And now Tax Day is upon us So says my accountant (named Gus) Uncle Sam owes me cash (Not a lot - nothing flash) Just enough to fill up a short school bus. That thesaurus is missing some pages ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4385 "2023-04-18T01:01:23Z")
That thesaurus is missing some pages I’m replacing them slowly, in stages ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4386 "2023-04-18T01:20:20Z")
That thesaurus is missing some pages I’m replacing them slowly, in stages Adding words like gerfluff ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4387 "2023-04-18T01:27:31Z")
That thesaurus is missing some pages I’m replacing them slowly, in stages Adding words like gerfluff And, oddly enough, ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4388 "2023-04-18T01:47:13Z")
That thesaurus is missing some pages I’m replacing them slowly, in stages Adding words like gerfluff And, oddly enough, Multiple synonyms for “phages” Betting on playoffs is a breeze [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=218) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=220)