# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/422 "2015-03-04T20:37:19Z")
The strangler apologized for the smell. He knew that his glands were not well With his hands to her throat He said to her, quote: ‘Just what happens now? Who can tell?’ So she took a deep breath, and she sighed ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/423 "2015-03-04T20:51:52Z")
So she took a deep breath, and she sighed, ‘I too have a secret to hide’ ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/424 "2015-03-04T21:05:39Z")
So she took a deep breath, and she sighed, ‘I too have a secret to hide. I quite like your clutch’. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/425 "2015-03-04T21:11:41Z")
So she took a deep breath, and she sighed, ‘I too have a secret to hide. I quite like your clutch’. Don’t use a light touch ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/426 "2015-03-05T03:39:50Z")
So she took a deep breath, and she sighed, ‘I too have a secret to hide. I quite like your clutch’. Don’t use a light touch Twas the last thing she said ere she died. +++± There once was a man who loved cats, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/427 "2015-03-05T03:43:33Z")
So she took a deep breath, and she sighed 'I too have a secret to hide I quite like your clutch Don’t use a light touch Squeeze not like Bonnie but Clyde ETA: Dang it! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/428 "2015-03-05T03:45:12Z")
There once was a man who loved cats, And carbs and proteins and fats ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/429 "2015-03-05T04:32:14Z")
There once was a man who loved cats, And carbs and proteins and fats But his passion for sugar ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/430 "2015-03-05T04:34:52Z")
nm. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/431 "2015-03-05T04:46:23Z")
_I must say that ‘sugar’s’ a bit of a challenge!_ There once was a man who loved cats, And carbs and proteins and fats But his passion for sugar Caused this silly buggar ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/432 "2015-03-05T05:32:44Z")
> [@Orson\_Carte](#): > > _I must say that ‘sugar’s’ a bit of a challenge!_ There once was a man who loved cats, And carbs and proteins and fats But his passion for sugar Caused this silly buggar To choke on some candied rats A mechanic from over in town, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/433 "2015-03-05T11:24:59Z")
A mechanic from over in town Was caught wearing his wife’s evening gown ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/434 "2015-03-05T12:40:18Z")
A mechanic from over in town Was caught wearing his wife’s evening gown His young bride was in shock ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/435 "2015-03-05T12:59:02Z")
A mechanic from over in town Was caught wearing his wife’s evening gown His young bride was in shock At the size of his cock ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/436 "2015-03-05T14:07:44Z")
A mechanic from over in town Was caught wearing his wife’s evening gown His young bride was in shock At the size of his cock But his color sense earned him a frown A mahout from Uttar Pradesh ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/437 "2015-03-05T14:46:04Z")
A mahout from Uttar Pradesh Was allergic to elephant flesh ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/438 "2015-03-05T15:40:32Z")
A mahout from Uttar Pradesh Was allergic to elephant flesh So he tried ridding a hippo ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/439 "2015-03-05T16:06:15Z")
A mahout from Uttar Pradesh Was allergic to elephant flesh So he tried ridding a hippo Who’s nickname was Zippo ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/440 "2015-03-05T16:32:31Z")
A mahout from Uttar Pradesh Was allergic to elephant flesh So he tried ridding a hippo Who’s nickname was Zippo While saying a prayer to Ganesh A policeman was eating a donut, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/441 "2015-03-05T19:24:33Z")
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