# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 220
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4389 "2023-04-18T06:59:03Z")
Betting on playoffs is a breeze I’ve bet the farm on the Chiefs, if you please ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4390 "2023-04-18T08:25:17Z")
Betting on playoffs is a breeze I’ve bet the farm on the Chiefs, if you please It’s very long odds _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4391 "2023-04-18T15:57:58Z")
Betting on playoffs is a breeze I’ve bet the farm on the Chiefs, if you please It’s very long odds But if I win, ye gods! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4392 "2023-04-18T17:46:39Z")
Betting on playoffs is a breeze I’ve bet the farm on the Chiefs, if you please It’s very long odds But if I win, ye gods! I’ll collect and play calliopes! I didn’t do what they’re all claiming ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4393 "2023-04-18T18:54:27Z")
I didn’t do what they’re all claiming The toilet was where I was aiming ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4394 "2023-04-18T20:59:44Z")
I didn’t do what they’re all claiming The toilet was where I was aiming So that stain on the ceiling ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4395 "2023-04-18T21:14:02Z")
I didn’t do what they’re all claiming. The toilet was where I was aiming. So that stain on the ceiling (Which is unappealing) ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4396 "2023-04-19T00:28:10Z")
I didn’t do what they’re all claiming. The toilet was where I was aiming. So that stain on the ceiling (Which is unappealing) Should cause another’s shaming Cauliflower, broccoli, and peas ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4397 "2023-04-19T00:44:12Z")
Cauliflower, broccoli, and peas All result in me cutting the cheese ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4398 "2023-04-19T01:12:09Z")
Cauliflower, broccoli, and peas All result in me cutting the cheese The flatulence is mighty ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4399 "2023-04-19T02:59:38Z")
Cauliflower, broccoli, and peas All result in me cutting the cheese The flatulence is mighty Turns my houseplants blight-y ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4400 "2023-04-19T07:43:02Z")
Cauliflower, broccoli, and peas All result in me cutting the cheese The flatulence is mighty Turns my houseplants blight-y And forces strong men to their knees. Baseball has drawn up new rules, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4401 "2023-04-19T08:04:21Z")
Baseball has drawn up new rules, Caps can no longer be covered in jewels ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4402 "2023-04-19T14:58:09Z")
Baseball has drawn up new rules, Caps can no longer be covered in jewels You can’t lick the batter ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4403 "2023-04-19T15:32:42Z")
Baseball has drawn up new rules, Caps can no longer be covered in jewels You can’t lick the batter Nor pitch anti-matter ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4404 "2023-04-19T15:40:24Z")
Baseball has drawn up new rules, Caps can no longer be covered in jewels You can’t lick the batter Nor pitch anti-matter And managers can’t ride mules Excuse me while I take this call ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4405 "2023-04-20T00:03:30Z")
Excuse me while I take this call It’s [Nimsdai Purja](https://www.netflix.com/nz/title/81464765) - from Nepal ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4406 "2023-04-20T04:07:55Z")
Excuse me while I take this call It’s [Nimsdai Purja](https://www.netflix.com/nz/title/81464765) - from Nepal He’s in a saloon ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4407 "2023-04-20T13:46:03Z")
Excuse me while I take this call It’s [Nimsdai Purja](https://www.netflix.com/nz/title/81464765) - from Nepal He’s in a saloon Drinking with a loon ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4408 "2023-04-24T01:42:53Z")
Excuse me while I take this call It’s [Nimsdai Purja](https://www.netflix.com/nz/title/81464765)- from Nepal He’s in a saloon Drinking with a loon From a bottle of hooch from Transvaal My girlfriend has eyes that are crossed [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=219) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=221)