# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 223
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4449 "2023-05-11T14:53:09Z")
George Santos has finally been indicted Now the torches will be ignited ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4450 "2023-05-12T02:32:23Z")
George Santos has finally been indicted Now the torches will be ignited His disclosures were bunk ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4451 "2023-05-12T06:16:37Z")
George Santos has finally been indicted Now the torches will be ignited His disclosures were bunk His denials were junk ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4452 "2023-05-12T15:48:21Z")
George Santos has finally been indicted Now the torches will be ignited His disclosures were bunk His denials were junk When he’s gone, we’ll be excited Today is National Limerick Day ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4453 "2023-05-12T21:14:21Z")
Today is National Limerick Day When erudite humour holds sway ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4454 "2023-05-12T21:25:09Z")
Today is National Limerick Day When erudite humour holds sway. Although puns may sneak in ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4455 "2023-05-12T21:26:23Z")
Today is National Limerick Day When erudite humour holds sway. Although puns may sneak in A good dick joke will win ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4456 "2023-05-12T22:49:02Z")
Today is National Limerick Day When erudite humour holds sway. Although puns may sneak in A good dick joke will win Since we all like a filthy cliché A milkmaid was churning her cream ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4457 "2023-05-13T02:10:31Z")
A milkmaid was churning her cream With her mind on the man of her dreams _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2023, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4458 "2023-05-13T04:45:53Z")
A milkmaid was churning her cream With her mind on the man of her dreams. As the liquid got thicker ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2023, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4459 "2023-05-13T11:40:33Z")
A milkmaid was churning her cream With her mind on the man of her dreams. As the liquid got thicker Her churn became quicker ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2023, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4460 "2023-05-13T13:20:13Z")
A milkmaid was churning her cream With her mind on the man of her dreams. As the liquid got thicker Her churn became quicker And then we all heard when she screamed. The judge thought the law was an ass ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2023, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4461 "2023-05-13T20:26:59Z")
The judge thought the law was an ass And the action in itself had no class ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2023, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4462 "2023-05-13T20:32:32Z")
The judge thought the law was an ass And the action in itself had no class So she ruled the case moot _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2023, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4463 "2023-05-13T20:43:04Z")
The judge thought the law was an ass And the action in itself had no class. So she ruled the case moot, But was irresolute ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2023, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4464 "2023-05-13T21:53:24Z")
The judge thought the law was an ass And the action in itself had no class. So she ruled the case moot, But was irresolute When she diddled the jury en masse. The waitress was hot for the cook ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2023, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4465 "2023-05-13T23:44:26Z")
The waitress was hot for the cook Once he gave her a burning look ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2023, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4466 "2023-05-14T21:01:14Z")
The waitress was hot for the cook Once he gave her a burning look So to curry his favour ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4467 "2023-05-16T17:30:15Z")
The waitress was hot for the cook Once he gave her a burning look So to curry his favour She gave a taste of her flavor ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4468 "2023-05-16T19:58:25Z")
The waitress was hot for the cook Once he gave her a burning look So to curry his favour She gave a taste of her flavour Now she’s pregnant and he’s on the hook. _(also changed the spelling of ‘flavor’ to keep it true to the third line spelling of ‘favour’)_ There once was a cyclist in France _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=222) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=224)