# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 224
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2023, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4469 "2023-05-16T22:38:46Z")
There once was a cyclist in France, Who took his machine for a dance ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4470 "2023-05-17T00:13:31Z")
There once was a cyclist in France, Who took his machine for a dance He tried to cut a rug ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4471 "2023-05-17T04:43:46Z")
There once was a cyclist in France, Who took his machine for a dance He tried to cut a rug But his Lycra was snug ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4472 "2023-05-17T12:54:14Z")
There once was a cyclist in France, Who took his machine for a dance He tried to cut a rug But his Lycra was snug And that’s why, officer, I have no pants. There was a librarian named Snead ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4473 "2023-05-17T17:24:10Z")
> [@Skunkdog](#): > > And that’s why, officer, I have no pants. That is great! There was a librarian named Snead Who could find any book you might need ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4474 "2023-05-17T17:28:18Z")
There was a librarian named Snead Who could find any book you might need His acumen, impeccable ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4475 "2023-05-17T22:28:55Z")
There was a librarian named Snead Who could find any book you might need His acumen, impeccable His pecker, unimpeachable ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4476 "2023-05-19T02:32:49Z")
There was a librarian named Snead Who could find any book you might need His acumen, impeccable His pecker, unimpeachable (Just what you’d expect from a Swede) The number one thing I regret ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4477 "2023-05-19T22:51:11Z")
The number one thing I regret Is keeping a tiger as a pet ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4478 "2023-05-20T16:38:07Z")
The number one thing I regret Is keeping a tiger as a pet As a cub, was precocious ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4479 "2023-05-20T16:39:23Z")
The number one thing I regret Is keeping a tiger as a pet As a cub, was precocious Full grown it was lecherous ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4480 "2023-05-21T01:40:13Z")
The number one thing I regret Is keeping a tiger as a pet. As a cub, was precocious. Full grown it was lecherous. No neighbor’s forgiven me yet. One thing that I love - it is bacon ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4481 "2023-05-21T02:16:54Z")
One thing that I love - it is bacon But it must be the real stuff – no fakin’. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4482 "2023-05-21T02:26:11Z")
One thing that I love - it is bacon But it must be the real stuff – no fakin’. Crispy or not ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4483 "2023-05-21T03:21:06Z")
One thing that I love - it is bacon But it must be the real stuff – no fakin’. Crispy or not From the pan, piping hot ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4484 "2023-05-23T19:32:09Z")
One thing that I love - it is bacon But it must be the real stuff – no fakin’. Crispy or not From the pan, piping hot They go right in my belly, no mistakin’ There once was a lady with a tattoo ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4485 "2023-05-23T20:32:24Z")
There once was a lady with a tattoo To commemorate 2022 ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4486 "2023-05-23T22:13:12Z")
There once was a lady with a tattoo To commemorate 2022 In the small of her back ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4487 "2023-05-23T22:18:46Z")
There once was a lady with a tattoo To commemorate 2022 In the small of her back The stacked chart is whack ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4488 "2023-05-24T03:20:50Z")
There once was a lady with a tattoo To commemorate 2022 In the small of her back The stacked chart is whack And the graphs on her boobs are good too. As I frantically searched for my keys [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=223) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=225)