# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 225
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4489 "2023-05-24T03:54:53Z")
As I frantically searched for my keys I panicked and started to wheeze ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4490 "2023-05-24T04:54:06Z")
As I frantically searched for my keys, I panicked and started to wheeze. My pulse, it did soar ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4491 "2023-05-24T12:05:45Z")
As I frantically searched for my keys, I panicked and started to wheeze. My pulse, it did soar Contemplating the door ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4492 "2023-05-24T18:51:38Z")
As I frantically searched for my keys, I panicked and started to wheeze. My pulse, it did soar Contemplating the door I remembered I left them in the cheese Said the young man as he hurled his axe ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4493 "2023-05-24T20:01:10Z")
Said the young man as he hurled his axe “Do you expect me to pay income tax?” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4494 "2023-05-24T21:43:58Z")
Said the young man as he hurled his axe “Do you expect me to pay income tax? Since I don’t make much money, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4495 "2023-05-24T22:16:55Z")
Said the young man as he hurled his axe “Do you expect me to pay income tax? Since I don’t make much money, And my bookkeeping’s funny, ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4496 "2023-05-25T01:20:57Z")
Said the young man as he hurled his axe “Do you expect me to pay income tax? Since I don’t make much money, And my bookkeeping’s funny, My deductions are claimed to the max. That axe that he hurled, by the way ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4497 "2023-05-25T01:28:15Z")
That axe that he hurled, by the way Missed the tree and went whirling away ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4498 "2023-05-25T02:19:18Z")
That axe that he hurled, by the way Missed the tree and went whirling away But orc necks it hewed ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4499 "2023-05-25T04:53:29Z")
That axe that he hurled, by the way Missed the tree and went whirling away But orc necks it hewed And a battle ensued ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4500 "2023-05-25T05:44:03Z")
That axe that he hurled, by the way Missed the tree and went whirling away. But orc necks it hewed, And a battle ensued, Which turned into a bloody melee. DeSantis announced he is running _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4501 "2023-05-25T10:46:49Z")
DeSantis announced he is running Some folks think he’s quite cunning ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4502 "2023-05-25T13:50:36Z")
DeSantis announced he is running Some folks think he’s quite cunning Others have doubts ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4503 "2023-05-25T21:55:48Z")
DeSantis announced he is running Some folks think he’s quite cunning Others have doubts Or think he’s a lout ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4504 "2023-05-25T22:43:43Z")
DeSantis announced he is running Some folks think he’s quite cunning Others have doubts Or think he’s a lout But his cruelty is what is most stunning The thing about wearing a kilt ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4505 "2023-05-25T23:53:18Z")
The thing about wearing a kilt: Cold air causes tackle to wilt ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2023, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4506 "2023-05-29T15:11:35Z")
The thing about wearing a kilt: Cold air causes tackle to wilt I could use insulation ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2023, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4507 "2023-05-29T19:45:14Z")
The thing about wearing a kilt: Cold air causes tackle to wilt I could use insulation To help the situation ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2023, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4508 "2023-05-30T03:01:42Z")
The thing about wearing a kilt: Cold air causes tackle to wilt. I could use insulation To help the situation Or at least a very warm quilt. Scotsmen are noted for thrift _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=224) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=226)