# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 227
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2023, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4529 "2023-06-02T21:50:42Z")
I like to watch old TV shows While snorting cocaine up my nose ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2023, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4530 "2023-06-03T02:09:51Z")
I like to watch old TV shows While snorting cocaine up my nose. When Lucy starts crying ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2023, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4531 "2023-06-03T02:58:06Z")
I like to watch old TV shows While snorting cocaine up my nose. When Lucy starts crying It’s unsatisfying ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2023, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4532 "2023-06-03T17:09:54Z")
I like to watch old TV shows While snorting cocaine up my nose. When Lucy starts crying It’s unsatisfying You could even say it blows A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2023, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4533 "2023-06-03T17:13:39Z")
A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar All sweaty, so must have come far ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2023, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4534 "2023-06-03T18:58:34Z")
A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar All sweaty, so must have come far The barkeep quipped ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2023, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4535 "2023-06-03T23:03:48Z")
A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar All sweaty, so must have come far The barkeep quipped “I think you both slipped.” ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2023, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4536 "2023-06-04T05:39:24Z")
A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar All sweaty, so must have come far The barkeep quipped “I think you both slipped.” The priest said, “Funny, we came here by car.” I try to be nonconfrontational ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2023, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4537 "2023-06-04T06:54:15Z")
I try to be non-confrontational At my company’s golf invitational ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2023, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4538 "2023-06-04T09:35:17Z")
I try to be non-confrontational At my company’s golf invitational I keep my balls clean ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2023, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4539 "2023-06-05T02:28:21Z")
I try to be non-confrontational At my company’s golf invitational I keep my balls clean When out on the green ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2023, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4540 "2023-06-05T02:37:56Z")
I try to be non-confrontational At my company’s golf invitational I keep my balls clean When out on the green And both of them are quite sensational. An old woman with too many pills ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2023, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4541 "2023-06-05T03:35:19Z")
An old woman with too many pills Found the blue ones were good for some thrills ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2023, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4542 "2023-06-05T05:07:38Z")
An old woman with too many pills Found the blue ones were good for some thrills So she quickly downed six ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2023, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4543 "2023-06-05T05:26:13Z")
An old woman with too many pills Found the blue ones were good for some thrills So she quickly downed six And added booze to the mix ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4544 "2023-06-07T18:51:14Z")
An old woman with too many pills Found the blue ones were good for some thrills So she quickly downed six And added booze to the mix And found out how deadly fentanyl’s Like a flesh tuxedo my baby fits me ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4545 "2023-06-07T19:28:01Z")
> [@Oly](#): > > And found out how deadly fentanyl’s Applause. Like a flesh tuxedo my baby fits me. (By the way, her name is Mitzi.) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4546 "2023-06-09T19:04:10Z")
Like a flesh tuxedo my baby fits me. (By the way, her name is Mitzi.) I hope when she’s grown ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4547 "2023-06-09T20:36:47Z")
Like a flesh tuxedo my baby fits me. (By the way, her name is Mitzi.) I hope when she’s grown She can stand on her own, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4548 "2023-06-10T00:15:51Z")
Like a flesh tuxedo my baby fits me. (By the way, her name is Mitzi.) I hope when she’s grown She can stand on her own, When she walks the red carpet, so glitzy! I received a big box in the mail [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=226) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=228)