# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 229
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4569 "2023-06-22T01:01:43Z")
What do you do with old shoes? That smell like tobacco and booze? ---
**Author:** ![rippingtons\_fan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rippingtons_fan/32/11767_2.png) [@rippingtons\_fan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rippingtons_fan)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4570 "2023-06-22T01:07:08Z")
Kiss the kitty on the bum And people will not say you’re dumb Say you’re dumb–kitty’s bum Kiss the kitty on the bum! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4571 "2023-06-22T01:19:49Z")
What do you do with old shoes? That smell like tobacco and booze? Soak them both overnight ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4572 "2023-06-22T01:25:02Z")
What do you do with old shoes? That smell like tobacco and booze? Soak them both overnight In Pine-Sol and Woollite ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4573 "2023-06-22T04:18:03Z")
What do you do with old shoes? That smell like tobacco and booze? Soak them both overnight In Pine-Sol and Woollite Then toss them out with yesterday’s news I was judge at a chili cook-off ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4574 "2023-06-22T04:22:43Z")
I was judge at a chili cook-off And one of the contestants was Boris Karloff ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4575 "2023-06-22T04:27:28Z")
I was judge at a chili cook-off And one of the contestants was Boris Karloff In the pot he’d been stirring ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4576 "2023-06-22T04:47:40Z")
I was judge at a chili cook-off And one of the contestants was Boris Karloff In the pot he’d been stirring was something quite worrying ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4577 "2023-06-22T21:32:54Z")
I was judge at a chili cook-off And one of the contestants was Boris Karloff In the pot he’d been stirring was something quite worrying When it was noticed, Boris took off. I saved money and bought a Ferrari ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4578 "2023-06-22T22:00:48Z")
I saved money and bought a Ferrari So I can go cruising with Mari ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4579 "2023-06-22T23:24:50Z")
I saved money and bought a Ferrari So I can go cruising with Mari. But I let the top down ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2023, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4580 "2023-06-23T02:14:25Z")
I saved money and bought a Ferrari So I can go cruising with Mari. But I let the top down And I drive like a clown ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2023, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4581 "2023-06-23T03:32:17Z")
I saved money and bought a Ferrari So I can go cruising with Mari. But I let the top down And I drive like a clown Now Mari’s with Jed and his Harley The library cop has tracked me down ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2023, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4582 "2023-06-23T08:04:47Z")
The library cop has tracked me down It seems I’m quite famous in town ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2023, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4583 "2023-06-23T15:14:34Z")
The library cop has tracked me down It seems I’m quite famous in town I’ve racked up late fees ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4584 "2023-06-24T10:45:28Z")
The library cop has tracked me down It seems I’m quite famous in town I’ve racked up late fees To unheard of degrees ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4585 "2023-06-24T11:09:39Z")
The library cop has tracked me down It seems I’m quite famous in town I’ve racked up late fees To unheard of degrees On books about sex with a clown. My weakness is women and liquor ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4586 "2023-06-24T11:48:18Z")
My weakness is women and liquor And I’m not sure which one makes me sicker ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4587 "2023-06-24T14:23:13Z")
My weakness is women and liquor And I’m not sure which one makes me sicker I’m seeing a shrink ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4588 "2023-06-24T18:49:03Z")
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