# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/442 "2015-03-05T19:27:12Z")
A policeman was eating a donut, Watching a striptease show, but Something went wrong ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/443 "2015-03-05T19:31:44Z")
A policeman was eating a donut, Watching a striptease show, but Something went wrong And he noticed her thong ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/444 "2015-03-05T19:47:18Z")
A policeman was eating a donut, Watching a striptease show, but Something went wrong And he noticed her thong Got caught in the cleft of her low butt. There once was a fool with a snake ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/445 "2015-03-05T20:01:36Z")
There once was a fool with a snake Who thought he should hit it with a rake ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/446 "2015-03-05T20:06:13Z")
There once was a fool with a snake Who thought he should hit it with a rake The snake said, 'You fool ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/447 "2015-03-05T20:12:35Z")
There once was a fool with a snake Who thought he should hit it with a rake The snake said, 'You fool, You’ll buckle your tool, ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/448 "2015-03-05T22:17:58Z")
There once was a fool with a snake Who thought he should hit it with a rake The snake said, 'You fool, You’ll buckle your tool, That’ll be twice now you’ve made that mistake! The surrealist made it a point, ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/449 "2015-03-05T22:36:52Z")
The surrealist made it a point, To thank Dali while smoking a joint ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/450 "2015-03-05T23:36:44Z")
The surrealist made it a point, To thank Dali while smoking a joint. If his clock went floppy ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/451 "2015-03-05T23:45:01Z")
The surrealist made it a point, To thank Dali while smoking a joint. If his clock went floppy And hung limp, like toffee ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/452 "2015-03-06T01:49:56Z")
The surrealist made it a point, To thank Dali while smoking a joint. If his clock went floppy And hung limp, like toffee It ment there was a fly in the oint. A snake-charmer back in Calcutta ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/453 "2015-03-06T02:12:53Z")
A snake-charmer back in Calcutta Had an asp with a terrible stutta. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/454 "2015-03-06T02:15:55Z")
A snake-charmer back in Calcutta Had an asp with a terrible stutta So he taught it to sing ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/455 "2015-03-06T02:39:57Z")
A snake-charmer back in Calcutta Had an asp with a terrible stutta. So he taught it to sing By playing a string ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/456 "2015-03-06T03:15:02Z")
A snake-charmer back in Calcutta Had an asp with a terrible stutta. So he taught it to sing By playing a string He found last night in the gutta The red-headed boy sat thinking ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/457 "2015-03-06T03:23:12Z")
The red-headed boy sat thinking About all the rum he’d be drinking ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/458 "2015-03-06T03:54:57Z")
The red-headed boy sat thinking About all the rum he’d be drinking. And how, on the tenth shot ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/459 "2015-03-06T04:36:46Z")
The red-headed boy sat thinking About all the rum he’d be drinking. And how, on the tenth shot He’d become quite the sot ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/460 "2015-03-06T05:22:52Z")
The red-headed boy sat thinking About all the rum he’d be drinking. And how, on the tenth shot He’d become quite the sot And forgot that the Pequod was sinking. Take your shoes off when going to bed ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/461 "2015-03-06T10:57:09Z")
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