# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 230
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4589 "2023-06-24T19:06:48Z")
My weakness is women and liquor And I’m not sure which one makes me sicker I’m seeing a shrink Who won’t let me drinK And who set me up with his sister Why did the chicken cross the road ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2023, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4590 "2023-06-25T03:46:57Z")
Why did the chicken cross the road? Did she spot an attractive cane toad? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4591 "2023-06-26T17:19:44Z")
Why did the chicken cross the road? Did she spot an attractive cane toad? Or is there food over there ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4592 "2023-06-26T18:33:32Z")
Why did the chicken cross the road? Did she spot an attractive cane toad? Or is there food over there That she will not share ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4593 "2023-06-27T01:04:05Z")
Why did the chicken cross the road? Did she spot an attractive cane toad? Or is there food over there That she will not share? I’m afraid that we never will know. A farmer’s young daughter named Vickie _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4594 "2023-06-27T01:34:42Z")
A farmer’s young daughter named Vickie Met the Fuller Brush man for a quickie ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4595 "2023-06-27T02:26:03Z")
A farmer’s young daughter named Vickie Met the Fuller Brush man for a quickie But his bristles were rough ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4596 "2023-06-27T14:13:40Z")
A farmer’s young daughter named Vickie Met the Fuller Brush man for a quickie But his bristles were rough And looked odd in the buff ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4597 "2023-06-27T14:57:20Z")
A farmer’s young daughter named Vickie Met the Fuller Brush man for a quickie But his bristles were rough And looked odd in the buff When stroked, they played [“2 Wicky”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dppcuKJrqbE) The last thing I wanted to hear ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4598 "2023-06-27T14:59:20Z")
The last thing I wanted to hear Were the words “there is no more beer” ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4599 "2023-06-27T15:06:02Z")
The last thing I wanted to hear Were the words “there is no more beer” For I’m feeling parched ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4600 "2023-06-27T15:59:39Z")
The last thing I wanted to hear Were the words “there is no more beer” For I’m feeling parched Since I just marched ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4601 "2023-06-27T17:04:53Z")
The last thing I wanted to hear Were the words “there is no more beer” For I’m feeling parched Since I just marched To the ocean and back to here Last night, I awoke with a start ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4602 "2023-06-27T17:08:27Z")
Last night, I awoke with a start Surrounded by one ghastly fart ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4603 "2023-06-27T17:24:58Z")
Last night, I awoke with a start Surrounded by one ghastly fart The sulfurous fume ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4604 "2023-06-27T17:46:09Z")
Last night, I awoke with a start Surrounded by one ghastly fart The sulfurous fume, It filled up the room ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4605 "2023-06-27T17:49:24Z")
Last night, I awoke with a start Surrounded by one ghastly fart The sulfurous fume, It filled up the room Forcing the poor dog to depart My favorite hobby, you know ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4606 "2023-06-27T18:27:55Z")
My favorite hobby, you know Is giving my hatchet a throw ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4607 "2023-06-27T19:40:37Z")
My favorite hobby, you know Is giving my hatchet a throw My aim isn’t great ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4608 "2023-06-27T20:13:49Z")
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