# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 231
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4609 "2023-06-27T20:51:23Z")
My favorite hobby, you know Is giving my hatchet a throw My aim isn’t great And you’ll find that I hate It hitting me on my big toe. My ice cream cone’s starting to melt ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4610 "2023-06-27T21:18:30Z")
My ice cream cone’s starting to melt Sticky drips on my fake fur wolf pelt ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4611 "2023-06-27T21:25:06Z")
My ice cream cone’s starting to melt Sticky drips on my fake fur wolf pelt If it weren’t so damned hot ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4612 "2023-06-27T21:46:22Z")
My ice cream cone’s starting to melt Sticky drips on my fake fur wolf pelt If it weren’t so damned hot I’d have it cleaned on the spot ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4613 "2023-06-28T02:15:20Z")
My ice cream cone’s starting to melt Sticky drips on my fake fur wolf pelt If it weren’t so damned hot I’d have it cleaned on the spot To be honest, it’s not the worst it has smelt. My dog loves when I scratch behind his ears. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4614 "2023-06-28T03:03:53Z")
My dog loves when I scratch behind his ears And I love that he fetches my beers ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4615 "2023-07-01T16:26:34Z")
My dog loves when I scratch behind his ears And I love that he fetches my beers We’re the very best of friends ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4616 "2023-07-01T16:33:08Z")
My dog loves when I scratch behind his ears And I love that he fetches my beers We’re the very best of friends And it pays dividends ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2023, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4617 "2023-07-02T00:47:11Z")
My dog loves when I scratch behind his ears And I love that he fetches my beers We’re the very best of friends And it pays dividends Except for his poop souvenirs A lady who practiced her cello ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2023, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4618 "2023-07-02T03:39:34Z")
A lady who practiced her cello Got involved with the wrong kinda fellow ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2023, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4619 "2023-07-02T03:41:22Z")
A lady who practiced her cello Got involved with the wrong kinda fellow They would meet in the park ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4620 "2023-07-03T04:25:56Z")
A lady who practiced her cello Got involved with the wrong kinda fellow They would meet in the park Where she’d play until dark ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4621 "2023-07-03T18:42:08Z")
A lady who practiced her cello Got involved with the wrong kinda fellow They would meet in the park Where she’d play until dark With his skin flute until he did bellow A newly wed couple from Spain ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4622 "2023-07-03T19:24:31Z")
A newly wed couple from Spain Whose marriage was going down the drain ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4623 "2023-07-03T20:46:22Z")
A newly wed couple from Spain Whose marriage was going down the drain Went online for counseling ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4624 "2023-07-03T21:18:54Z")
A newly wed couple from Spain Whose marriage was going down the drain Went online for counseling And realized they were down for things ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4625 "2023-07-03T22:44:43Z")
A newlywed couple from Spain Whose marriage was going down the drain Went online for counseling And realized they were down for things That combined nudity, moonlight, and rain. When dinosaurs wandered this planet _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4626 "2023-07-03T23:35:42Z")
When dinosaurs wandered this planet Their dildos were made out of granite ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4627 "2023-07-04T21:05:00Z")
When dinosaurs wandered this planet Their dildos were made out of granite And often several feet long ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4628 "2023-07-04T21:30:39Z")
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