# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 232
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4629 "2023-07-05T04:16:28Z")
When dinosaurs wandered this planet Their dildos were made out of granite And often several feet long And sometimes resembled a bong I’m not sure how the dinos could stand it. Fireworks made my dogs shake ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4630 "2023-07-05T11:20:33Z")
Fireworks made my dogs shake Much too late they kept us awake ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4631 "2023-07-05T16:01:48Z")
Fireworks made my dogs shake Much too late they kept us awake There were boisterous yahoos ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4632 "2023-07-05T16:41:06Z")
Fireworks made my dogs shake Much too late they kept us awake There were boisterous yahoos Drinking cheap booze ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4633 "2023-07-05T20:23:30Z")
Fireworks made my dogs shake Much too late they kept us awake There were boisterous yahoos Drinking cheap booze It’s enough to give me a headache. Barbeque on the Fourth was quite tasty ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4634 "2023-07-05T20:46:51Z")
Barbeque on the Fourth was quite tasty But the grease leaves my skin looking pasty ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2023, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4635 "2023-07-06T00:25:59Z")
Barbeque on the Fourth was quite tasty But the grease leaves my skin looking pasty Then the dog came along ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2023, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4636 "2023-07-06T02:47:42Z")
Barbeque on the Fourth was quite tasty But the grease leaves my skin looking pasty Then the dog came along Wearing heels and a sarong ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2023, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4637 "2023-07-06T02:52:16Z")
Barbeque on the Fourth was quite tasty But the grease leaves my skin looking pasty Then the dog came along Wearing heels and a sarong And goddammit, that mincing mutt chased me. When coupons fill up my mailbox ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2023, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4638 "2023-07-06T08:59:58Z")
When coupons fill up my mailbox (That’s two hundred and fifty, approx.) ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2023, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4639 "2023-07-06T21:56:50Z")
When coupons fill up my mailbox (That’s two hundred and fifty, approx.) It’s time to go shopping ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2023, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4640 "2023-07-06T22:36:42Z")
When coupons fill up my mailbox (That’s two hundred and fifty, approx.) It’s time to go shopping And store to store hopping ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2023, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4641 "2023-07-06T22:48:58Z")
When coupons fill up my mailbox (That’s two hundred and fifty, approx.) It’s time to go shopping And store to store hopping Redeeming the one for lox ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2023, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4642 "2023-07-06T23:11:23Z")
It was pointed out I forgot to start a new one: I fear I’m becoming forgetful ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2023, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4643 "2023-07-06T23:20:33Z")
I fear I’m becoming forgetful Of brainfarts, I’ve had a net full ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4644 "2023-07-07T01:43:13Z")
I fear I’m becoming forgetful Of brainfarts, I’ve had a net full I can’t find my glasses ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4645 "2023-07-07T01:50:45Z")
I fear I’m becoming forgetful Of brainfarts, I’ve had a net full I can’t find my glasses My thoughts move like molasses ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4646 "2023-07-07T02:06:53Z")
I fear I’m becoming forgetful Of brainfarts, I’ve had a net full I can’t find my glasses My thoughts move like molasses Still a pilot though - incredible! If you happen to find my cocaine ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4647 "2023-07-07T02:52:24Z")
If you happen to find my cocaine, Just start up a whisperin’ campaign. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4648 "2023-07-07T04:42:45Z")
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