# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 233
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4649 "2023-07-07T05:00:14Z")
If you happen to find my cocaine, Just start up a whisperin’ campaign. That it wasn’t my coke And it wasn’t my son’s, no joke ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4650 "2023-07-07T19:51:25Z")
If you happen to find my cocaine, Just start up a whisperin’ campaign. That it wasn’t my coke And it wasn’t my son’s, no joke We’ll blame it on Hunter, again I was dragged off to see the new Barbie movie ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4651 "2023-07-07T20:00:23Z")
I was dragged off to see the new Barbie movie I was surprised to find it quite groovy ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4652 "2023-07-07T20:39:00Z")
I was dragged off to see the new Barbie movie I was surprised to find it quite groovy. But I ODed on pink, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4653 "2023-07-07T20:41:09Z")
was dragged off to see the new Barbie movie I was surprised to find it quite groovy. But I ODed on pink, which drove me to drink ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4654 "2023-07-07T22:07:50Z")
was dragged off to see the new Barbie movie I was surprised to find it quite groovy. But I ODed on pink, which drove me to drink When Barbie broke Ken out of juvie My new pants are made out of plastic ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4655 "2023-07-07T23:37:05Z")
My new pants are made out of plastic And while some think my fashion choice drastic ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2023, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4656 "2023-07-10T15:45:03Z")
My new pants are made out of plastic And while some think my fashion choice drastic The fly is still made of metal ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2023, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4657 "2023-07-13T14:29:48Z")
My new pants are made out of plastic And while some think my fashion choice drastic The fly is still made of metal And is shaped like a kettle ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2023, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4658 "2023-07-13T23:21:38Z")
My new pants are made out of plastic And while some think my fashion choice drastic The fly is still made of metal And is shaped like a kettle And the crotch is mostly elastic. Goddamn it’s hotter than hell! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4659 "2023-07-14T00:55:46Z")
Goddamn it’s hotter than hell! And damn but it’s humid as well ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4660 "2023-07-14T01:17:00Z")
Goddamn it’s hotter than hell! And damn but it’s humid as well And my conditioner’s busted ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4661 "2023-07-14T01:19:08Z")
Goddamn it’s hotter than hell! And damn but it’s humid as well. And my conditioner’s busted. I am so disgusted ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4662 "2023-07-14T03:38:47Z")
Goddamn it’s hotter than hell! And damn but it’s humid as well. And my conditioner’s busted. I am so disgusted Now everything’s starting to smell The '23 Women’s World Cup is near ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4663 "2023-07-14T04:08:51Z")
The '23 Women’s World Cup is near I wonder who will win it this year. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4664 "2023-07-15T06:01:28Z")
The '23 Women’s World Cup is near I wonder who will win it this year. Should I bet on Japan ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4665 "2023-07-15T08:01:43Z")
The '23 Women’s World Cup is near I wonder who will win it this year. Should I bet on Japan Or back France as my plan ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4666 "2023-07-15T08:54:11Z")
The '23 Women’s World Cup is near I wonder who will win it this year. Should I bet on Japan Or back France as my plan Since there isn’t a team from Zaire. _Le Tour_ is now climbing the Alps _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4667 "2023-07-15T16:29:27Z")
_Le Tour_ is now climbing the Alps But French lice have infected their scalps ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4668 "2023-07-15T16:37:01Z")
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