# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 234
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4669 "2023-07-15T20:31:35Z")
_Le Tour_ is now climbing the Alps But French lice have infected their scalps They tried using shampoo And a fairly smooth roux ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4670 "2023-07-15T21:07:42Z")
_Le Tour_ is now climbing the Alps But French lice have infected their scalps They tried using shampoo And a fairly smooth roux But unfortunately none of it halps. A professor who studies his books ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4671 "2023-07-15T21:12:16Z")
A professor who studies his books Graded his students based on their looks ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4672 "2023-07-15T22:29:25Z")
A professor who studies his books Graded his students based on their looks All gingers got D’s ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4673 "2023-07-15T23:26:28Z")
A professor who studies his books Graded his students based on their looks All gingers got D’s And baldies got C’s ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2023, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4674 "2023-07-16T22:39:39Z")
A professor who studies his books Graded his students based on their looks All gingers got D’s And baldies got C’s But Sally (who’s hot) was made Dux Work meetings - boy, they are no fun ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2023, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4675 "2023-07-17T00:41:40Z")
Work meetings - boy, they are no fun. I avoid them, unless there’s someone ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2023, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4676 "2023-07-17T14:07:04Z")
Work meetings - boy, they are no fun. I avoid them, unless there’s someone Who calls out the brass ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2023, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4677 "2023-07-17T18:26:05Z")
Work meetings - boy, they are no fun. I avoid them, unless there’s someone Who calls out the brass And says “Kiss my ass!” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2023, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4678 "2023-07-22T04:10:48Z")
Work meetings - boy, they are no fun. I avoid them, unless there’s someone Who calls out the brass And says “Kiss my ass!” Then pours shots of tequila that stun The engineer’s wife needed shagging ---
**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2023, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4679 "2023-07-22T04:41:13Z")
The engineer’s wife needed shagging But engineer’s powers were flagging ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2023, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4680 "2023-07-22T04:43:25Z")
The engineer’s wife needed shagging But engineer’s powers were flagging The apprentice stepped in _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2023, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4681 "2023-07-22T05:24:53Z")
The engineer’s wife needed shagging But engineer’s powers were flagging The apprentice stepped in and rose such a din ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2023, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4682 "2023-07-22T05:57:32Z")
The engineer’s wife needed shagging But engineer’s powers were flagging The apprentice stepped in and rose such a din Because some needed parts, they were dragging. Well, Florida just passed a law ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2023, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4683 "2023-07-22T06:01:14Z")
[quote=“Yllaria, post:4682, topic:712149”] Well, Florida just passed a law By some yokels who are slack in the jaw ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2023, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4684 "2023-07-22T06:04:18Z")
Well, Florida just passed a law By some yokels who are slack in the jaw Church is now mandatory ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2023, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4685 "2023-07-22T11:24:54Z")
Well, Florida just passed a law By some yokels who are slack in the jaw Church is now mandatory And it must tell the story ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2023, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4686 "2023-07-22T21:03:29Z")
Well, Florida just passed a law By some yokels who are slack in the jaw Church is now mandatory And it must tell the story: The Scriptures were penned in the raw Dear me! Marjorie Taylor Greene ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2023, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4687 "2023-07-22T21:44:11Z")
Dear me! Marjorie Taylor Greene Said something that sounded quite mean ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2023, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4688 "2023-07-23T20:58:33Z")
Dear me! Marjorie Taylor Greene Said something that sounded quite mean But since worms ate her brain [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=233) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=235)