# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 235
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4689 "2023-07-24T02:10:24Z")
Dear me! Marjorie Taylor Greene Said something that sounded quite mean But since worms ate her brain She will say it again ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2023, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4690 "2023-07-24T10:51:53Z")
Dear me! Marjorie Taylor Greene Said something that sounded quite mean But since worms ate her brain She will say it again And yet it sounds more obscene. My weekend is over and done ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2023, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4691 "2023-07-24T15:55:45Z")
My weekend is over and done Now I’m getting a call from my son ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2023, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4692 "2023-07-24T16:24:37Z")
My weekend is over and done. Now I’m getting a call from my son. He’s asking for bail ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2023, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4693 "2023-07-24T21:12:37Z")
My weekend is over and done. Now I’m getting a call from my son. He’s asking for bail From the Birmingham jail † _ **-“BB”-** _ † – give yourself bonus points if you know the song this refers to… ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2023, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4694 "2023-07-25T02:46:44Z")
My weekend is over and done. Now I’m getting a call from my son. He’s asking for bail From the Birmingham jail For an indecent act with a nun. I hate when this happens to me ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2023, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4695 "2023-07-25T11:57:32Z")
I hate when this happens to me Squirrels have taken over my tree ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2023, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4696 "2023-07-25T19:31:58Z")
I hate when this happens to me Squirrels have taken over my tree I fear for my nuts ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2023, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4697 "2023-07-25T21:44:52Z")
I hate when this happens to me Squirrels have taken over my tree I fear for my nuts 'Cuz those squirrels have guts ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2023, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4698 "2023-07-26T00:17:57Z")
I hate when this happens to me Squirrels have taken over my tree I fear for my nuts 'Cuz those squirrels have guts I hope they won’t climb past my knee. My Thesaurus is missing some pages ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2023, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4699 "2023-07-26T03:26:52Z")
My Thesaurus is missing some pages The result of irascible rages _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2023, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4700 "2023-07-26T06:23:11Z")
My Thesaurus is missing some pages The result of irascible rages As I yanked, ripped or tore ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2023, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4701 "2023-07-26T13:54:26Z")
My Thesaurus is missing some pages The result of irascible rages As I yanked, ripped or tore The pages fell to the floor ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2023, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4702 "2023-07-26T23:26:29Z")
My Thesaurus is missing some pages The result of irascible rages As I yanked, ripped or tore The pages fell to the floor For the synonym digesting phages. The stewardess strolled down the aisle ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2023, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4703 "2023-07-26T23:32:04Z")
The stewardess strolled down the aisle With snacks from the airline’s stockpile ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2023, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4704 "2023-07-27T00:37:27Z")
The stewardess strolled down the aisle With snacks from the airline’s stockpile I asked for some nuts ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2023, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4705 "2023-07-27T00:42:52Z")
The stewardess strolled down the aisle With snacks from the airline’s stockpile I asked for some nuts But the airline’s cost cuts ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2023, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4706 "2023-07-27T04:00:24Z")
The stewardess strolled down the aisle With snacks from the airline’s stockpile I asked for some nuts But the airline’s cost cuts Meant I was lucky that she even smiled. Travelers gripe about flying _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2023, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4707 "2023-07-27T04:02:11Z")
Travelers gripe about flying To them, it’s worse than dying ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2023, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4708 "2023-07-27T06:13:54Z")
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