# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 236
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2023, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4709 "2023-07-27T06:53:46Z")
Travelers gripe about flying To them, it’s worse than dying When the turbulence starts Somebody farts ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2023, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4710 "2023-07-27T13:54:09Z")
Travelers gripe about flying To them, it’s worse than dying When the turbulence starts Somebody farts And now everyone’s crying I can’t seem to get going at work ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2023, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4711 "2023-07-27T20:48:51Z")
I can’t seem to get going at work It’s easier to just sit and shirk. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2023, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4712 "2023-07-28T01:20:55Z")
I can’t seem to get going at work It’s easier to just sit and shirk. So I just scroll through Twitter ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2023, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4713 "2023-07-28T04:39:22Z")
I can’t seem to get going at work It’s easier to just sit and shirk. So I just scroll through Twitter But start getting bitter ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2023, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4714 "2023-07-28T14:23:39Z")
I can’t seem to get going at work It’s easier to just sit and shirk. So I just scroll through Twitter But start getting bitter Because everyone’s such a jerk Finally! Friday is here! ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2023, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4715 "2023-07-28T14:27:07Z")
Finally! Friday is here! I need to go buy some beer ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2023, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4716 "2023-07-28T20:42:43Z")
Finally! Friday is here! I need to go buy some beer. Or maybe some wine ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2023, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4717 "2023-07-28T20:49:03Z")
Finally! Friday is here! I need to go buy some beer. Or maybe some wine That would work just fine ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4718 "2023-07-29T04:10:56Z")
Finally! Friday is here! I need to go buy some beer. Or maybe some wine That would work just fine Either way fills me with cheer The thing that I’ve found, about writing; ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4719 "2023-07-29T04:24:27Z")
The thing that I’ve found, about writing Is that it is much like cockfighting. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4720 "2023-07-29T08:09:09Z")
The thing that I’ve found, about writing Is that it is much like cockfighting. Insomuch as the pain ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2023, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4721 "2023-07-29T16:11:55Z")
The thing that I’ve found, about writing Is that it is much like cockfighting. Insomuch as the pain Drives me insane ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2023, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4722 "2023-07-30T05:03:39Z")
The thing that I’ve found, about writing Is that it is much like cockfighting. Insomuch as the pain Drives me insane But it doesn’t have quite so much biting. Leon took Daisy to the dance ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2023, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4723 "2023-07-30T05:50:00Z")
Leon took Daisy to the dance Hoping for a little romance ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2023, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4724 "2023-07-30T21:20:20Z")
Leon took Daisy to the dance Hoping for a little romance But Daisy’s B.O ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2023, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4725 "2023-07-30T21:25:15Z")
Leon took Daisy to the dance Hoping for a little romance But Daisy’s B.O. Told him she had to go ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2023, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4726 "2023-07-30T21:30:32Z")
Leon took Daisy to the dance Hoping for a little romance But Daisy’s B.O. Told him she had to go So he ditched her when he had the chance. My Grandma made great oatmeal bars ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2023, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4727 "2023-07-30T23:36:46Z")
My Grandma made great oatmeal bars And served them with Cuban cigars ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2023, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4728 "2023-07-31T02:15:12Z")
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