# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 237
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2023, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4729 "2023-07-31T05:39:04Z")
My Grandma made great oatmeal bars And served them with Cuban cigars But nobody smoked 'em 'Cause it was all hokum ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2023, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4730 "2023-07-31T21:11:14Z")
My Grandma made great oatmeal bars And served them with Cuban cigars But nobody smoked 'em 'Cause it was all hokum Her lies left emotional scars. A tip if you’re flying to Chad: ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2023, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4731 "2023-07-31T22:15:54Z")
A tip if you’re flying to Chad: Never walk down the street dressed in plaid. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2023, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4732 "2023-07-31T22:24:14Z")
A tip if you’re flying to Chad: Never walk down the street dressed in plaid. Because fabric cross-barred ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2023, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4733 "2023-07-31T22:31:42Z")
A tip if you’re flying to Chad: Never walk down the street dressed in plaid. Because fabric cross-barred Makes it quite hard ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4734 "2023-08-01T00:31:28Z")
A tip if you’re flying to Chad: Never walk down the street dressed in plaid. Because fabric cross-barred Makes it quite hard To hide the fact that you’re mad. On a starry and moonlit night ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4735 "2023-08-01T01:14:54Z")
On a starry and moonlit night Going to Chad, I started my flight ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4736 "2023-08-01T01:42:10Z")
On a starry and moonlit night Going to Chad, I started my flight Feeling so proud to wear ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2023, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4737 "2023-08-01T02:55:00Z")
On a starry and moonlit night Going to Chad, I started my flight Feeling so proud to wear My hat from Niger ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4738 "2023-08-05T05:12:26Z")
On a starry and moonlit night Going to Chad, I started my flight Feeling so proud to wear My hat from Niger And my clogs from the Isle of Wight So it turns out those aliens are real ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4739 "2023-08-05T05:29:59Z")
So it turns out those aliens are real I know 'cuz today I could feel ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4740 "2023-08-05T12:26:20Z")
So it turns out those aliens are real I know 'cuz today I could feel A cold anal probe ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4741 "2023-08-05T13:56:13Z")
So it turns out those aliens are real I know 'cuz today I could feel A cold anal probe Up to my temporal lobe ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4742 "2023-08-05T20:04:14Z")
So it turns out those aliens are real. I know 'cuz today I could feel A cold anal probe Up to my temporal lobe. I think it’s vanadium steel. I hate having to start these rhymes ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4743 "2023-08-05T21:46:39Z")
I hate having to start these rhymes I’d like to end it one of these times ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4744 "2023-08-06T01:08:26Z")
I hate having to start these rhymes I’d like to end it one of these times I can come up with a kicker ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4745 "2023-08-06T02:12:30Z")
I hate having to start these rhymes I’d like to end it one of these times I can come up with a kicker But then all the malt liquor ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4746 "2023-08-06T22:03:14Z")
I hate having to start these rhymes I’d like to end it one of these times I can come up with a kicker But then all the malt liquor Leads me on to iambic crimes If you’re hunting an elk or a moose ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4747 "2023-08-06T23:10:44Z")
If you’re hunting an elk or a moose Keep your belt buckle loose ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4748 "2023-08-06T23:43:18Z")
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