# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 238
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4749 "2023-08-07T05:53:18Z")
If you’re hunting an elk or a moose Keep your belt buckle loose You may need to run And it just isn’t fun ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4750 "2023-08-07T12:26:20Z")
If you’re hunting an elk or a moose Keep your belt buckle loose You may need to run And it just isn’t fun When an elk or moose abuts your caboose The US team, knocked out by Sweden, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4751 "2023-08-07T13:23:55Z")
The US team, knocked out by Sweden Found a hookah to smoke some weed in ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4752 "2023-08-07T14:37:21Z")
The US team, knocked out by Sweden Found a hookah to smoke some weed in Fingers start pointing ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4753 "2023-08-07T15:10:16Z")
The US team, knocked out by Sweden Found a hookah to smoke some weed in Fingers start pointing They’re now judges appointing ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4754 "2023-08-08T08:33:52Z")
The US team, knocked out by Sweden Found a hookah to smoke some weed in Fingers start pointing They’re now judges appointing A new squad and plan they’re now needin’. A rhino, because of its horn ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4755 "2023-08-08T13:52:44Z")
A rhino, because of its horn Was addicted to an unusual kind of porn ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4756 "2023-08-08T14:12:53Z")
A rhino, because of its horn Was addicted to an unusual kind of porn Its handler said, ‘No worries’ ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4757 "2023-08-08T20:34:43Z")
A rhino, because of its horn Was addicted to an unusual kind of porn Its handler said, ‘No worries’ We’ve got crotchless AND furries! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4758 "2023-08-09T00:12:42Z")
A rhino, because of its horn Was addicted to an unusual kind of porn Its handler said, ‘No worries’ We’ve got crotchless AND furries! As well as a lewd unicorn No one knows that I’m secretly wearing ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4759 "2023-08-09T00:57:15Z")
No one knows that I’m secretly wearing Cher’s panties, and - Hey! Stop your staring! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4760 "2023-08-09T01:32:28Z")
No one knows that I’m secretly wearing Cher’s panties, and - Hey! Stop your staring! They’re there strictly for their comfort ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4761 "2023-08-09T16:51:44Z")
No one knows that I’m secretly wearing Cher’s panties, and - Hey! Stop your staring! They’re there strictly for their comfort They give me support ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4762 "2023-08-09T22:10:53Z")
No one knows that I’m secretly wearing Cher’s panties, and - Hey! Stop your staring! They’re there strictly for their comfort They give me support And are excellent for carrying around herring. Never date a gymnast or ballerina ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4763 "2023-08-09T23:09:54Z")
Never date a gymnast or ballerina From Bosnia or Herzegovina ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2023, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4764 "2023-08-10T00:13:35Z")
\<_snerk_\> Never date a gymnast or ballerina From Bosnia or Herzegovina They both drink like horses ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2023, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4765 "2023-08-10T00:53:51Z")
Never date a gymnast or ballerina From Bosnia or Herzegovina They both drink like horses While experiencing g-forces ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2023, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4766 "2023-08-10T05:23:31Z")
Never date a gymnast or ballerina From Bosnia or Herzegovina They both drink like horses While experiencing g-forces That could cause them to rupture their spleen-a. I love to watch classic TV _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2023, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4767 "2023-08-10T08:24:52Z")
I love to watch classic TV Black and white is the way to go for me ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2023, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4768 "2023-08-10T14:28:36Z")
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