# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 239
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2023, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4769 "2023-08-10T14:31:57Z")
I love to watch classic TV Black and white is the way to go for me Magnavox or Zenith The tube is a behemoth ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2023, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4770 "2023-08-10T20:03:21Z")
I love to watch classic TV Black and white is the way to go for me Magnavox or Zenith The tube is a behemoth And the test pattern makes me go _ **Squee!** _ My neighbor is known for his skill ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2023, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4771 "2023-08-10T20:09:38Z")
My neighbor is known for his skill At catching and juggling krill ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4772 "2023-08-11T02:04:51Z")
My neighbor is known for his skill At catching and juggling krill A whale came along ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4773 "2023-08-11T02:13:37Z")
My neighbor is known for his skill At catching and juggling krill A whale came along And his haunting song ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4774 "2023-08-11T03:38:49Z")
My neighbor is known for his skill At catching and juggling krill. A whale came along And his haunting song Made him throw all of them on the grill. Our hummingbirds do nowt but mumble ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4775 "2023-08-11T03:43:00Z")
Our hummingbirds do nowt but mumble Their speech is thus very humble ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4776 "2023-08-11T03:45:00Z")
Our hummingbirds do nowt but mumble Their speech is thus very humble And yet when they fly ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4777 "2023-08-11T04:00:18Z")
Our hummingbirds do nowt but mumble Their speech is thus very humble And yet when they fly They belt out an awful cry ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4778 "2023-08-11T04:38:08Z")
Our hummingbirds do nowt but mumble Their speech is thus very humble And yet when they fly They belt out an awful cry Which causes bystanders to stumble What I’ve found about foxes ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4779 "2023-08-11T05:56:37Z")
What I’ve found about foxes Pound for pound - they’re as strong as an ox is ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4780 "2023-08-11T15:54:28Z")
What I’ve found about foxes Pound for pound - they’re as strong as an ox is When they come for your chickens ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4781 "2023-08-11T20:14:26Z")
What I’ve found about foxes Pound for pound - they’re as strong as an ox is When they come for your chickens They gets their pickin’s ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4782 "2023-08-11T20:40:53Z")
What I’ve found about foxes Pound for pound - they’re as strong as an ox is When they come for your chickens They gets their pickin’s I have to say they are obnoxes. I’ve not played the game Arkham Horror ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4783 "2023-08-12T02:27:48Z")
I’ve not played the game Arkham Horror In the others I’ve been a high scorer ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4784 "2023-08-12T02:37:21Z")
I’ve not played the game Arkham Horror In the others I’ve been a high scorer And when I face Joker ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4785 "2023-08-12T11:20:18Z")
I’ve not played the game Arkham Horror In the others I’ve been a high scorer And when I face Joker And Harley, I choke her ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4786 "2023-08-12T14:57:38Z")
I’ve not played the game Arkham Horror In the others I’ve been a high scorer And when I face Joker And Harley, I choke her Which is sad, since I adore her My cat is giving me weird looks ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4787 "2023-08-12T17:26:36Z")
My cat is giving me weird looks I’m scared, 'cause her claws are like fishhooks ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4788 "2023-08-12T23:46:32Z")
My cat is giving me weird looks I’m scared, 'cause her claws are like fishhooks She knows all the wrong I have done [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=238) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=240)