# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/462 "2015-03-06T12:38:18Z")
Take your shoes off when going to bed Especially the night you are wed The sheets will stay cleaner, ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/463 "2015-03-06T14:32:45Z")
Take your shoes off when going to bed Especially the night you are wed The sheets will stay cleaner, As you unleash your wiener ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/464 "2015-03-06T19:22:32Z")
Take your shoes off when going to bed Especially the night you are wed The sheets will stay cleaner, As you unleash your wiener And eat it with mustard and bread. There was an old lady from York ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/465 "2015-03-06T19:37:03Z")
There was an old lady from York Whose son was kind of a dork ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/466 "2015-03-06T19:45:45Z")
There was an old lady from York Whose son was kind of a dork. He kept a pet pig ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/467 "2015-03-06T19:50:32Z")
There was an old lady from York Whose son was kind of a dork. He kept a pet pig And was kind of a prig ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/468 "2015-03-06T19:52:46Z")
There was an old lady from York Whose son was kind of a dork. He kept a pet pig And was kind of a prig but had no compunctions of poking the pork. The bears in Yellowstone Park, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/469 "2015-03-06T19:53:56Z")
There was an old lady from York Whose son was kind of a dork. He kept a pet pig And was kind of a prig 'Cos he would only talk to the pork. _(Trumped, but it was another possibility)_ The bears in Yellowstone Park, Crap in the woods, in the dark ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/470 "2015-03-06T20:00:45Z")
The bears in Yellowstone Park, Crap in the woods, in the dark And since there’s no Charmin, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/471 "2015-03-06T20:06:04Z")
The bears in Yellowstone Park, Crap in the woods, in the dark And since there’s no Charmin, I guess there’s no harm in ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/472 "2015-03-06T20:16:54Z")
The bears in Yellowstone Park, Crap in the woods, in the dark And since there’s no Charmin, I guess there’s no harm in Them wiping their butts on the bark. A wizened old lama in Nepal ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/473 "2015-03-06T20:38:14Z")
> [@lottie](#): > > The bears in Yellowstone Park, > Crap in the woods, in the dark > And since there’s no Charmin, > I guess there’s no harm in > Them wiping their butts on the bark. _clap clap clap clap_ A wizened old lama in Nepal Teamed up with a brassy gun moll ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/474 "2015-03-06T20:48:05Z")
A wizened old lama in Nepal Teamed up with a brassy gun moll "We’ll get to Nirvana ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/475 "2015-03-06T20:48:20Z")
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**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/476 "2015-03-06T20:52:29Z")
A wizened old lama in Nepal Teamed up with a brassy gun moll "We’ll get to Nirvana, Then, with a banana ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/477 "2015-03-06T21:09:24Z")
> [@lottie](#): > > The bears in Yellowstone Park, > Crap in the woods, in the dark > And since there’s no Charmin, > I guess there’s no harm in > Them wiping their butts on the bark. > A wizened old lama in Nepal Nice! ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/478 "2015-03-06T21:45:14Z")
_Great, again, to see a little Feedback. It is always welcome, from anybody. Some of these, through pure serendipity, are turning out as minor masterpieces. It’s not my turn but I’d love to write the last line here as -_ A wizened old lama in Nepal Teamed up with a brassy gun moll "We’ll get to Nirvana, Then, with a banana _They went to a bank for a roll._ Alas, it isn’t my turn. And so that the thread isn’t buried in the small-talk, here it is, still awaiting completion - \*\*\*A wizened old lama in Nepal Teamed up with a brassy gun moll "We’ll get to Nirvana, Then, with a banana \*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/479 "2015-03-06T23:00:22Z")
A wizened old lama in Nepal Teamed up with a brassy gun moll “We’ll get to Nirvana, Then, with a banana We’ll stick up Eternity, doll!” As A-Rod was playing 3rd base, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/480 "2015-03-06T23:27:17Z")
As A-Rod was playing 3rd base, He spied in the bleachers, the face ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/481 "2015-03-06T23:59:48Z")
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