# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 241
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4809 "2023-08-15T06:05:25Z")
There’s one thing I won’t do in bed It’s a phobia, my girlfriend said "If your Mum’s in the room, Your zoomer’s entombed ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4810 "2023-08-15T07:22:33Z")
There’s one thing I won’t do in bed It’s a phobia, my girlfriend said “If your Mum’s in the room, Your zoomer’s entombed By the Freudian quirks in your head.” My shrink said, "Please sit in this chair, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4811 "2023-08-15T15:12:06Z")
My shrink said, “Please sit in this chair, Tell me why you feel life is unfair?” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4812 "2023-08-15T15:14:37Z")
My shrink said, “Please sit in this chair, Tell me why you feel life is unfair?” I get knocked down a lot ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4813 "2023-08-15T23:27:07Z")
My shrink said, “Please sit in this chair, Tell me why you feel life is unfair?” I get knocked down a lot And I’ve now lost the plot ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4814 "2023-08-17T22:58:26Z")
My shrink said, “Please sit in this chair, Tell me why you feel life is unfair?” I get knocked down a lot And I’ve now lost the plot Said my doc, “You iss cuckoo, mein herr!” A nurse and a sailor were wed ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4815 "2023-08-17T23:14:58Z")
A nurse and a sailor were wed They’re now Mr. and Mrs. Bumstead ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4816 "2023-08-17T23:33:46Z")
A nurse and a sailor were wed They’re now Mr. and Mrs. Bumstead But their nuptial bliss ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4817 "2023-08-18T00:31:08Z")
A nurse and a sailor were wed They’re now Mr. and Mrs. Bumstead But their nuptial bliss Became hit-or-miss ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4818 "2023-08-18T00:53:49Z")
A nurse and a sailor were wed They’re now Mr. and Mrs. Bumstead But their nuptial bliss Became hit-or-miss When they bought a waveless water bed The rations of water got lower ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4819 "2023-08-18T19:24:45Z")
The rations of water got lower Won’t be long 'til I start moving slower ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4820 "2023-08-18T19:37:35Z")
The rations of water got lower. Won’t be long 'til I start moving slower As I begin to dehydrate _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4821 "2023-08-18T20:51:03Z")
The rations of water got lower. Won’t be long 'til I start moving slower As I begin to dehydrate My balls start to gyrate ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4822 "2023-08-20T01:55:27Z")
The rations of water got lower. Won’t be long 'til I start moving slower As I begin to dehydrate My balls start to gyrate Like my stripper girlfriend (if you know her). I’ve got sushi for lunch as a treat ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4823 "2023-08-20T01:58:11Z")
I’ve got sushi for lunch as a treat That I bought from two blokes on the street ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4824 "2023-08-20T03:02:52Z")
I’ve got sushi for lunch as a treat That I bought from two blokes on the street They claimed it was fresh ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4825 "2023-08-20T05:34:53Z")
I’ve got sushi for lunch as a treat That I bought from two blokes on the street. They claimed it was fresh. I believe them, I guess ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4826 "2023-08-20T06:15:06Z")
I’ve got sushi for lunch as a treat That I bought from two blokes on the street. They claimed it was fresh. I believe them, I guess But my wife thinks that it smells like feet. A dolphin, a whale, and a cat ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4827 "2023-08-20T17:48:46Z")
A dolphin, a whale, and a cat Decided to visit a laundromat ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4828 "2023-08-20T18:28:07Z")
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