# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 242
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4829 "2023-08-20T19:12:43Z")
A dolphin, a whale, and a cat Decided to visit a laundromat The cat grew suspicious. The whale was officious ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4830 "2023-08-20T21:20:53Z")
A dolphin, a whale, and a cat Decided to visit a laundromat The cat grew suspicious. The whale was officious While the dolphin just wanted to chat. There was an old pirate named Jack ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4831 "2023-08-20T21:58:08Z")
There was an old pirate named Jack Who was quite a dipsomaniac ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4832 "2023-08-21T12:08:08Z")
There was an old pirate named Jack Who was quite a dipsomaniac "I’d much rather have rum _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4833 "2023-08-21T14:27:30Z")
There was an old pirate named Jack Who was quite a dipsomaniac "I’d much rather have rum Mixed with xantham gum ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4834 "2023-08-21T15:34:20Z")
There was an old pirate named Jack Who was quite a dipsomaniac "I’d much rather have rum Mixed with xantham gum Than full treasure chests stained with shellac” I learned solfège from Sister Josefa ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4835 "2023-08-21T20:46:02Z")
I learned solfège from Sister Josefa Whose breath reeked of chewed coca leafa ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4836 "2023-08-21T22:18:15Z")
I learned solfège from Sister Josefa Whose breath reeked of chewed coca leafa When she cried, “Do Re Mi” ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4837 "2023-08-22T08:53:07Z")
I learned solfège from Sister Josefa Whose breath reeked of chewed coca leafa When she cried, “Do Re Mi” It made me start to pee ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4838 "2023-08-22T17:54:42Z")
I learned solfège from Sister Josefa Whose breath reeked of chewed coca leafa When she cried, “Do Re Mi” It made me start to pee Which gave me a bit of relief-a. I seem to have lost half my files ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4839 "2023-08-22T17:59:23Z")
I seem to have lost half my files I shouldn’t have left them in piles ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4840 "2023-08-24T00:06:44Z")
I seem to have lost half my files I shouldn’t have left them in piles Right next to my beer ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4841 "2023-08-24T00:15:20Z")
I seem to have lost half my files. I shouldn’t have left them in piles. Right next to my beer. Yes, well you might jeer ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4842 "2023-08-24T00:55:10Z")
I seem to have lost half my files. I shouldn’t have left them in piles. Right next to my beer. Yes, well you might jeer Or guffaw, then roll in the aisles. It arrived in a brown paper wrapper ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4843 "2023-08-24T01:53:44Z")
It arrived in a brown paper wrapper Delivered by someone quite dapper ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4844 "2023-08-24T02:00:53Z")
It arrived in a brown paper wrapper Delivered by someone quite dapper I first thought, “A book?” ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4845 "2023-08-24T03:47:43Z")
It arrived in a brown paper wrapper Delivered by someone quite dapper I first thought, “A book?” Then after a quick look ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4846 "2023-08-24T14:01:25Z")
It arrived in a brown paper wrapper Delivered by someone quite dapper I first thought, “A book?” Then after a quick look I saw that it was a small crapper. Late one night, at my favorite bar ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4847 "2023-08-24T17:42:00Z")
Late one night, at my favorite bar A dolphin played on a bass guitar ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4848 "2023-08-24T21:36:57Z")
Late one night, at my favorite bar A dolphin played on a bass guitar An orca joined in oddly, the spellcheck doesn't like orca, and suggests orcs [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=241) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=243)