# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 244
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4869 "2023-09-02T16:57:16Z")
They updated my Adobe Pro With a new version called, oddly, Stucco. The changes are grating I’m not overstating ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4870 "2023-09-02T18:37:28Z")
They updated my Adobe Pro With a new version called, oddly, Stucco. The changes are grating I’m not overstating How much this new version does blow In a diner just off of I-80 ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4871 "2023-09-02T19:23:50Z")
In a diner just off of I-80 Worked a waitress whose name tag read ‘Katie’ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4872 "2023-09-02T21:41:12Z")
In a diner just off of I-80 Worked a waitress whose name tag read ‘Katie’ As she brought me my steak ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4873 "2023-09-02T23:50:38Z")
In a diner just off of I-80 Worked a waitress whose name tag read ‘Katie’ As she brought me my steak My heart started to break ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2023, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4874 "2023-09-03T03:32:31Z")
In a diner just off of I-80 Worked a waitress whose name tag read ‘Katie’ As she brought me my steak My heart started to break Up close, she resembled Ned Beatty Tomorrow I have to meet with the ex ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2023, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4875 "2023-09-03T09:53:44Z")
Tomorrow I have to meet with the ex To discuss how we’re now the same sex ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2023, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4876 "2023-09-03T14:33:57Z")
Tomorrow I have to meet with the ex To discuss how we’re now the same sex There’s bound to be drama ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2023, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4877 "2023-09-03T16:52:14Z")
Tomorrow I have to meet with the ex To discuss how we’re now the same sex There’s bound to be drama She lives with a llama ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2023, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4878 "2023-09-03T18:55:41Z")
Tomorrow I have to meet with the ex To discuss how we’re now the same sex There’s bound to be drama She lives with a llama And a big purple cartoon T-Rex The old bluesman died in his sleep ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2023, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4879 "2023-09-03T21:39:43Z")
The old bluesman died in his sleep Which caused his young daughter to weep ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4880 "2023-09-04T03:06:43Z")
The old bluesman died in his sleep Which caused his young daughter to weep He left her his harp ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4881 "2023-09-04T03:14:08Z")
The old bluesman died in his sleep Which caused his young daughter to weep He left her his harp But the strings were too sharp ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4882 "2023-09-04T04:11:14Z")
The old bluesman died in his sleep Which caused his young daughter to weep He left her his harp But the strings were too sharp She cut herself, crying out _[Bleep!]_ On my last trip to Sweden I found ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4883 "2023-09-04T04:25:31Z")
On my last trip to Sweden I found The best boxer I’ve seen (pound-for-pound) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4884 "2023-09-05T15:44:54Z")
On my last trip to Sweden I found The best boxer I’ve seen (pound-for-pound) When compared to Ali ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4885 "2023-09-05T19:36:55Z")
On my last trip to Sweden I found The best boxer I’ve seen (pound-for-pound) When compared to Ali He dramatically ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4886 "2023-09-05T20:11:23Z")
On my last trip to Sweden I found The best boxer I’ve seen (pound-for-pound) When compared to Ali He dramatically Put opponents right into the ground. There’s a call out for new public art ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4887 "2023-09-05T21:06:35Z")
There’s a call out for new public art To celebrate René Descartes ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4888 "2023-09-06T15:05:55Z")
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