# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 245
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4889 "2023-09-06T16:06:39Z")
There’s a call out for new public art To celebrate René Descartes It could be risque But it shouldn’t weigh ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4890 "2023-09-06T21:07:25Z")
There’s a call out for new public art To celebrate René Descartes It could be risque But it shouldn’t weigh More than half of a strawberry tart So there’s two nuns that walk into a bar ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4891 "2023-09-06T23:56:15Z")
So there’s two nuns that walk into a bar And they’re toting a teak wood sitar ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4892 "2023-09-07T02:16:38Z")
So there’s two nuns that walk into a bar And they’re toting a teak wood sitar While one starts to play ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4893 "2023-09-07T02:20:45Z")
So there’s two nuns that walk into a bar And they’re toting a teak wood sitar While one starts to play The other cries “Oy vey!” ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4894 "2023-09-07T07:37:19Z")
So there’s two nuns that walk into a bar And they’re toting a teak wood sitar While one starts to play The other cries “Oy vey!” And this place only got one star? I can’t wait for some cooler weather ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4895 "2023-09-07T08:37:38Z")
I can’t wait for some cooler weather I’m dying to wear pants of leather ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4896 "2023-09-07T08:54:38Z")
I can’t wait for some cooler weather I’m dying to wear pants of leather, And a white shirt and jacket _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4897 "2023-09-07T09:14:12Z")
I can’t wait for some cooler weather I’m dying to wear pants of leather, And a white shirt and jacket Though that’ll cost a packet ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4898 "2023-09-07T12:59:05Z")
I can’t wait for some cooler weather I’m dying to wear pants of leather, And a white shirt and jacket Though that’ll cost a packet But I’ll hack it so I can look better The NFL season kicks off today ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4899 "2023-09-07T14:59:56Z")
The NFL season kicks off today I’m down with a grand parlay ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4900 "2023-09-07T19:03:14Z")
The NFL season kicks off today I’m down with a grand parlay And I’ll bet all my cash ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4901 "2023-09-07T23:03:34Z")
The NFL season kicks off today I’m down with a grand parlay And I’ll bet all my cash That Kansas City will smash ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4902 "2023-09-07T23:23:59Z")
The NFL season kicks off today I’m down with a grand parlay And I’ll bet all my cash That Kansas City will smash And demolish the team from the Bay. _ **It’s time to test your rhyming skills!** _ We’re approaching the fall equinox _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4903 "2023-09-07T23:54:46Z")
We’re approaching the fall equinox When sailors at sea grab their cocks ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4904 "2023-09-08T00:28:34Z")
We’re approaching the fall equinox When sailors at sea grab their cocks And with one loud, “Ahoy!” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4905 "2023-09-08T02:56:44Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > We’re approaching the fall equinox, > When sailors at sea grab their cocks 😧 … Well, I certainly wasn’t expecting _ **THAT!** _ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4906 "2023-09-08T03:44:20Z")
We’re approaching the fall equinox When sailors at sea grab their cocks And with one loud, “Ahoy!” They reach a level of joy ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4907 "2023-09-08T04:01:07Z")
We’re approaching the fall equinox When sailors at sea grab their cocks And with one loud, “Ahoy!” They reach a level of joy That disgusts me; horrifies; and shocks. When Taker threw Mick off the Cell ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4908 "2023-09-08T07:07:15Z")
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