# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 246
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4909 "2023-09-08T12:54:42Z")
When Taker threw Mick off the Cell The crowd went silent for a spell And though Mick lost a tooth ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4910 "2023-09-08T13:39:26Z")
When Taker threw Mick off the Cell The crowd went silent for a spell And though Mick lost a tooth What he said was the truth ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4911 "2023-09-08T19:07:22Z")
When Taker threw Mick off the Cell The crowd went silent for a spell And though Mick lost a tooth What he said was the truth Though that Taker, he took it not well. When studying for an exam ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4912 "2023-09-08T21:41:31Z")
When studying for an exam Don’t fall for the obvious scam ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2023, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4913 "2023-09-09T13:27:29Z")
When studying for an exam Don’t fall for the obvious scam The answer is usually “C” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4914 "2023-09-13T19:44:51Z")
When studying for an exam Don’t fall for the obvious scam The answer is usually “C” Unless they’re testing your pee ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4915 "2023-09-14T01:53:30Z")
When studying for an exam Don’t fall for the obvious scam. The answer is usually “C” Unless they’re testing your pee. Then you want it to be a nice am-ber. There once was a young man named Eric ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4916 "2023-09-14T01:55:20Z")
There once was a young man named Eric Who worked on a big oil derrick ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4917 "2023-09-14T14:59:40Z")
There once was a young man named Eric Who worked on a big oil derrick But for all of his brawn ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4918 "2023-09-14T16:05:16Z")
here once was a young man named Eric Who worked on a big oil derrick But for all of his brawn What really turned people on ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4919 "2023-09-14T21:35:30Z")
Here once was a young man named Eric Who worked on a big oil derrick But for all of his brawn What really turned people on Was playing a debauched cleric Two summers ago on this day ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4920 "2023-09-14T22:22:49Z")
Two summers ago on this day I went for a stroll by the bay ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4921 "2023-09-14T22:39:59Z")
Two summers ago on this day I went for a stroll by the bay And by sheer good luck ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4922 "2023-09-14T22:44:48Z")
Two summers ago on this day I went for a stroll by the bay And by sheer good luck I found a blue truck ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4923 "2023-09-15T04:05:43Z")
Two summers ago on this day I went for a stroll by the bay And by sheer good luck I found a blue truck Parked at the local Subway My friend owns a very strange parrot ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4924 "2023-09-15T04:41:16Z")
My friend owns a very strange parrot, And I’m ready to despair that ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4925 "2023-09-15T05:21:09Z")
My friend owns a very strange parrot, And I’m ready to despair that The bird swears like a sailor _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4926 "2023-09-15T07:03:17Z")
My friend owns a very strange parrot, And I’m ready to despair that The bird swears like a sailor Makes him feel like a failure ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4927 "2023-09-15T07:37:38Z")
My friend owns a very strange parrot, And I’m ready to despair that The bird swears like a sailor Makes him feel like a failure Which is why the bird’s kept in the garret. For dinner tonight, it’s a stew ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4928 "2023-09-15T07:56:01Z")
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